Hackers can turn your home computer into a bomb!

[code frog 0]

Umm don't you mean UFC? (User Flu Control):-D

[Lilith C]

That's why I have the titanium shields around my computers and external hard drives. Lilith

[beatle11]

Hmmmm...I'd like to know what paper thats from....or tabloid for that matter. I can't see it being as bad as the article makes it seem but I guess anythings possible.

[Bradml]

UFC kept stepping on my chickens in case they "might" have the flu....

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Brad Australian - Christian Graus on "Best books for VBscript" A big thick one, so you can whack yourself on the head with it.

[Mark_Wallace]

But it's all perfectly true! It's part of the new technology that "alters the molecular structure of the central processing unit", to allow for faster processing, safer browsing, and pizza delivery. Of course, once your CPU's molecular structure has been altered to that of a pizza, you have to get a new one, but, Guys, it's Pizza we're talking here!

[Bharali]

Boy!! I am scared!! :zzz:

[Mark II]

Really? :omg: Are you the hacker? Just trying to throw us off the trail? Well, you don't fool me! I'll hit "Post" and then shut down, once and for all. You won't get me with your logic bomb! ;P

[Rich Leyshon]

For any other sceptical oldies out there, cast your minds back 20-25 years and this is very similar to something you could do to a Commodore PET. A certain value placed in a certain memory location caused a short - I think it was something to do with an I/O port. The power involved was very small so no blown fuses just a gradual build up of heat. If left long enough you could eventually start a fire! :-D Rich

[Tarisai]

:wtf: Wake up and run for your life.. Up 2 Di Time!

[Sarah Jane Snow]

Anybody know when this article appeared in the paper? April 1st maybe!

[NikoTanghe]

This is kind of sad to see more and more hoaxes like this in American news. Has America totally gone mad on their holy crusade against terrorism? Sadly enough, some people actually do believe this...

<< Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. >>

[senylity]

This is nothing new. I've had this image on my "bomb" for at least 4 years now.

Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the time you tell a woman what you did. --Dibert

[aubieman]

We used to do that with c64's back in high school. 'course, since their processors weren't as advanced, the explosions were mere firecrackers. :->

John Cardinal wrote:

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/42e23aa3/63ed627e\[^\] Probably the safest thing is to just shut off your computer right now and walk away from it in a calm and orderly manner.

[Leeland Clay]

ooooo...can you send me one??? My ip address is 127.0.0.1 :P

[aubieman]

I don't know what's worse, blaming all of America for a joke news item in a whimsical tabloid, or the fact that some of the CPers here can't tell it's a joke... not a "hoax." This is the same newspaper that gives us updates on the status of spider-boy (the half man, half spider) who was kidnapped by Venutians in order to repopulate the dying planet of Venus.

[JoeSox]

:boom!:

Later, JoeSox "Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." -Aristotle CPMCv1.0 ↔ humanaiproject.org ↔ Last.fm

[CodeAddiction]

Man, that's really gonna piss Kaczynski off ... having to use computers to do his bombing. :->

[Andrew Eisenberg]

aubieman wrote:

I don't know what's worse, blaming all of America for a joke news item in a whimsical tabloid, or the fact that some of the CPers here can't tell it's a joke... not a "hoax." This is the same newspaper that gives us updates on the status of spider-boy (the half man, half spider) who was kidnapped by Venutians in order to repopulate the dying planet of Venus.

Exactly, these tabloids are not considered news by a significant portion of the U.S. public. (I do hope that's a majority.:~ ) Now, call me when such an article appears in the New York Times, Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, etc. Gotta go, I've got to get pack in touch with my friends in Roswell, New Mexico. :-D:laugh::laugh:

Andrew C. Eisenberg Nashville, TN, USA (a.k.a. Music City USA) (Yes Virginia, there are rock and roll stations in Nashville! :laugh:)

[Woz_a]

Good for a giggle I thought, then my other brain cell fired up, if the fine body of men and women that make up this excelent forum, were to circulate this "article" it would be a really good time to pick up some state of the art computer stuff for practically nothing. There really are people out there who will believe it. so could we have an agreement, that if you do get more than one all singing all dancing computer with all the latest knob and whistles, you pass on the extras to another member!

[Dev_Dan]

This is no joke people. I worked with a crack team of scientists on altering the molecular structure of the common PC (we were trying to have a pair of breasts grow on the keyboard). However we made a fundamental mistake in which the breast molecule was mirror imaged thus making a bomb molecule (with chemical element BS).