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    Vikram A Punathambekar
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    In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

    Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

    Cheers, Vikram.


    "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

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    • V Vikram A Punathambekar

      In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

      Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

      Cheers, Vikram.


      "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

      modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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      Ray Kinsella
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      Kid sister friendly ?

      Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire" Blogging @ Keratoconus Watch 'Cos the righteous truth is, there ain't nothing worse than some fool lying on some Third World beach wearing spandex, psychedelic trousers, smoking damn dope pretending he gettin' consciousness expansion. I want consciousness expansion, I go to my local tabernacle an' I sing with the brothers and sisters -- Alabama 3

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      • V Vikram A Punathambekar

        In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

        Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

        Cheers, Vikram.


        "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

        modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow... that's really funny, I have a few friends that are Java Lovers and they do say that Java is good because it works on all OSes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ...

        Greets! Joel

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        • V Vikram A Punathambekar

          In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

          Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

          Cheers, Vikram.


          "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

          modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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          Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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          How about having this in Soapbox?

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          • V Vikram A Punathambekar

            In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

            Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

            Cheers, Vikram.


            "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

            modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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            Dalek Dave
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            Yes, :laugh: Very Good! ALthough a bit risque don't you think? Still a good point well made

            ------------------------------------ I try to appear cooler, by calling him Euler.

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              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow... that's really funny, I have a few friends that are Java Lovers and they do say that Java is good because it works on all OSes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ...

              Greets! Joel

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              Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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              jcdevnet wrote:

              on all OSes

              Absolutely true. Even within Windows web browsing, when it comes to reaching all audience without any reservations, the most common way is to reach out for Java Applets. ActiveX still does not seem to have reached a good point hitherto at least with respect to the following issues: 1) IE-centric technology (I admit that FF comes with plugins but only for limited ActiveX Controls like Windows Media Player). 2) Applet's sandbox security is still considered far more superior than ActiveX's loose-ends. 3) Privileged installation requriment for ActiveX Controls unlike applets where a viewer can just use the applet without the need of installing anything.

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                :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow... that's really funny, I have a few friends that are Java Lovers and they do say that Java is good because it works on all OSes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ...

                Greets! Joel

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                Colin Angus Mackay
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                jcdevnet wrote:

                it works on all OSes

                Should that not be "asses"?

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                • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                  In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

                  Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

                  Cheers, Vikram.


                  "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

                  modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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                  Fred Szoldatits
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                  I think that is a good point for anyone who thinks one technology / language is good for all applications. :laugh: Thanks for the laugh.

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                  • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                    In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

                    Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

                    Cheers, Vikram.


                    "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

                    modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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                    Soapbox.

                    Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                    • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                      In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

                      Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

                      Cheers, Vikram.


                      "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

                      modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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                      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                      That is absolutely hysterical if not totally inappropriate. BTW, if you do a table you will find that anal sex does not work with all gender combinations.

                      Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
                      Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway

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                      • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                        In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

                        Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

                        Cheers, Vikram.


                        "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

                        modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        Funny - but the kid sister is watching and frowning.

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                          Kid sister friendly ?

                          Regards Ray "Je Suis Mort De Rire" Blogging @ Keratoconus Watch 'Cos the righteous truth is, there ain't nothing worse than some fool lying on some Third World beach wearing spandex, psychedelic trousers, smoking damn dope pretending he gettin' consciousness expansion. I want consciousness expansion, I go to my local tabernacle an' I sing with the brothers and sisters -- Alabama 3

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                          Ri Qen Sin
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                          Nothing about kid brother? =\ C'mon! It's funny. Lighten up. :-D

                          This is not the world of 1984 guys! Down with censorship!

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                            That is absolutely hysterical if not totally inappropriate. BTW, if you do a table you will find that anal sex does not work with all gender combinations.

                            Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
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                            :laugh: I immediately pictured the old boolean tables with little naked bodies.


                            Try code model generation tools at BoneSoft.com.

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                              Funny - but the kid sister is watching and frowning.

                              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                              The kid brother is freaking out!

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                                The kid brother is freaking out!

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                                Paul Conrad
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                                :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                                "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                  How about having this in Soapbox?

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                                  A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them. --Leonard Louis Levinson

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                                  Vasudevan Deepak K wrote:

                                  How about having this in Soapbox?

                                  Was this originally in the Lounge? :eek:

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                                    :laugh: I immediately pictured the old boolean tables with little naked bodies.


                                    Try code model generation tools at BoneSoft.com.

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                                    Paul Conrad
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                                    I was thinking that, too, along with some Karnuagh Maps :rolleyes:

                                    "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                      :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                                      "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                      What can I say? It's a gift! ;)

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                                        Vasudevan Deepak K wrote:

                                        How about having this in Soapbox?

                                        Was this originally in the Lounge? :eek:

                                        "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                        Yes

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