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  • V Vikram A Punathambekar

    In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

    Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

    Cheers, Vikram.


    "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

    modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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    Soapbox.

    Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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    • V Vikram A Punathambekar

      In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

      Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

      Cheers, Vikram.


      "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

      modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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      That is absolutely hysterical if not totally inappropriate. BTW, if you do a table you will find that anal sex does not work with all gender combinations.

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      • V Vikram A Punathambekar

        In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.

        Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.

        Cheers, Vikram.


        "If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy

        modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Funny - but the kid sister is watching and frowning.

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          Kid sister friendly ?

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          Nothing about kid brother? =\ C'mon! It's funny. Lighten up. :-D

          This is not the world of 1984 guys! Down with censorship!

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          • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

            That is absolutely hysterical if not totally inappropriate. BTW, if you do a table you will find that anal sex does not work with all gender combinations.

            Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
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            :laugh: I immediately pictured the old boolean tables with little naked bodies.


            Try code model generation tools at BoneSoft.com.

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              Funny - but the kid sister is watching and frowning.

              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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              The kid brother is freaking out!

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                The kid brother is freaking out!

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                Paul Conrad
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                :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                • V Vasudevan Deepak Kumar

                  How about having this in Soapbox?

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                  Vasudevan Deepak K wrote:

                  How about having this in Soapbox?

                  Was this originally in the Lounge? :eek:

                  "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                    :laugh: I immediately pictured the old boolean tables with little naked bodies.


                    Try code model generation tools at BoneSoft.com.

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                    Paul Conrad
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                    I was thinking that, too, along with some Karnuagh Maps :rolleyes:

                    "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                    • P Paul Conrad

                      :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                      "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                      What can I say? It's a gift! ;)

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                      • P Paul Conrad

                        Vasudevan Deepak K wrote:

                        How about having this in Soapbox?

                        Was this originally in the Lounge? :eek:

                        "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                        Yes

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