Funny quote on Java [modified]
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In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.
Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.
Cheers, Vikram.
"If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy
modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM
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In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.
Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.
Cheers, Vikram.
"If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy
modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM
How about having this in Soapbox?
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In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.
Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.
Cheers, Vikram.
"If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy
modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM
Yes, :laugh: Very Good! ALthough a bit risque don't you think? Still a good point well made
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow... that's really funny, I have a few friends that are Java Lovers and they do say that Java is good because it works on all OSes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ...
Greets! Joel
jcdevnet wrote:
on all OSes
Absolutely true. Even within Windows web browsing, when it comes to reaching all audience without any reservations, the most common way is to reach out for Java Applets. ActiveX still does not seem to have reached a good point hitherto at least with respect to the following issues: 1) IE-centric technology (I admit that FF comes with plugins but only for limited ActiveX Controls like Windows Media Player). 2) Applet's sandbox security is still considered far more superior than ActiveX's loose-ends. 3) Privileged installation requriment for ActiveX Controls unlike applets where a viewer can just use the applet without the need of installing anything.
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A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them. --Leonard Louis Levinson -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow... that's really funny, I have a few friends that are Java Lovers and they do say that Java is good because it works on all OSes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ...
Greets! Joel
jcdevnet wrote:
it works on all OSes
Should that not be "asses"?
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In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.
Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.
Cheers, Vikram.
"If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy
modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM
I think that is a good point for anyone who thinks one technology / language is good for all applications. :laugh: Thanks for the laugh.
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In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.
Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.
Cheers, Vikram.
"If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy
modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM
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In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.
Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.
Cheers, Vikram.
"If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy
modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM
That is absolutely hysterical if not totally inappropriate. BTW, if you do a table you will find that anal sex does not work with all gender combinations.
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In lieu of today's Friday Post, here's something for the Java haters. :) I'm doing more Java than C# these days and don't necessarily agree with this quote, but it made me _actually_ laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share it.
Saying Java is best because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is best because it works on all genders.
Cheers, Vikram.
"If a trend is truly global, then that trend ought to be visible across ANY subset of that data" - fat_boy
modified on Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:21:54 AM
Funny - but the kid sister is watching and frowning.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Kid sister friendly ?
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Nothing about kid brother? =\ C'mon! It's funny. Lighten up. :-D
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That is absolutely hysterical if not totally inappropriate. BTW, if you do a table you will find that anal sex does not work with all gender combinations.
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway:laugh: I immediately pictured the old boolean tables with little naked bodies.
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Funny - but the kid sister is watching and frowning.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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How about having this in Soapbox?
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A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them. --Leonard Louis LevinsonVasudevan Deepak K wrote:
How about having this in Soapbox?
Was this originally in the Lounge? :eek:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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:laugh: I immediately pictured the old boolean tables with little naked bodies.
Try code model generation tools at BoneSoft.com.
I was thinking that, too, along with some Karnuagh Maps :rolleyes:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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Vasudevan Deepak K wrote:
How about having this in Soapbox?
Was this originally in the Lounge? :eek:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon