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  • J Josh Smith

    :rubbing crystal ball: :speaking in tongues: :foaming at the mouth: Phew, my transcendental meditation just ended. I've seen[^] the future. No, Elvis doesn't come back as a flesh eating zombie. But...we will soon learn of terrorists from a moon of Saturn, perhaps even Weapons of Mass Destruction being stored there by crazy freedom hating maniacs... :rolleyes:

    :josh: My WPF Blog[^] All of life is just a big rambling blog post.

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    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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    Ah, so that's where all those damned terrorists are hiding! :laugh: Seriously though, shouldn't this post be in the SB? It has some serious flame potential...

    "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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    • J Josh Smith

      :rubbing crystal ball: :speaking in tongues: :foaming at the mouth: Phew, my transcendental meditation just ended. I've seen[^] the future. No, Elvis doesn't come back as a flesh eating zombie. But...we will soon learn of terrorists from a moon of Saturn, perhaps even Weapons of Mass Destruction being stored there by crazy freedom hating maniacs... :rolleyes:

      :josh: My WPF Blog[^] All of life is just a big rambling blog post.

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      hairy_hats
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      So we collect it, bring it to Earth, burn it....then what?

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      • H hairy_hats

        So we collect it, bring it to Earth, burn it....then what?

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        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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        Argue like mad about whether that is causing GW? SoapBox is thataway ----> Clickety[^]

        "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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          Argue like mad about whether that is causing GW? SoapBox is thataway ----> Clickety[^]

          "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "The secret to a long and healthy life is simple. Don't get ill and don't die." Pete O'Hanlon, courtesy of Rama "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          No, silly. The argument will be about whether TW is real or not. Titan Warming. :duh:

          -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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            Mycroft Holmes wrote:

            space race

            That's what I've been pondering on the way to work: how a new space race would affect the world, how the US, Germany, Europe, India and China would deal with it. Oh, and I totally forgot about russia.

            We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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            walvdlz
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            Last time I checked Germany was still a part of Europe

            Mvg, André Laan I used to laugh at Dilbert cartoons, now I often confuse it with reality. -- Xiangyang Liu --

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            • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

              No, silly. The argument will be about whether TW is real or not. Titan Warming. :duh:

              -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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              Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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              Ah, but we'd be doing the titanese warming a favour by taking all their oils to earth through a very bendy hosepipe. Iain

              Iain Clarke appearing in spite of being begged not to by CPallini.

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                Ah, but we'd be doing the titanese warming a favour by taking all their oils to earth through a very bendy hosepipe. Iain

                Iain Clarke appearing in spite of being begged not to by CPallini.

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                Like sucking coke through a straw. But with all the nasty side effects! :)

                -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                  Like sucking coke through a straw. But with all the nasty side effects! :)

                  -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                  Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                  Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                  nasty side effects!

                  Mmmm, nose burps! Iain.

                  Iain Clarke appearing in spite of being begged not to by CPallini.

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                    Last time I checked Germany was still a part of Europe

                    Mvg, André Laan I used to laugh at Dilbert cartoons, now I often confuse it with reality. -- Xiangyang Liu --

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                    I started thinking about Germany, and moved on to europe. Sue me.

                    We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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                    • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                      nasty side effects!

                      Mmmm, nose burps! Iain.

                      Iain Clarke appearing in spite of being begged not to by CPallini.

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                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                      Ouch! I hate those. It's like having acid poured down your nostrils (not that I've ever tried that, but I've got a pretty good imagination).

                      -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                        So we collect it, bring it to Earth, burn it....then what?

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                        fat_boy will tell us that global warming is cool.

                        We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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                          I started thinking about Germany, and moved on to europe. Sue me.

                          We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                          blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                          Tell "your people" to expect a call from "My people" any minute now

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                          • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                            Ouch! I hate those. It's like having acid poured down your nostrils (not that I've ever tried that, but I've got a pretty good imagination).

                            -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                            Brady Kelly
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                            It is having acid poured up your nostrils.

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                            • J Josh Smith

                              :rubbing crystal ball: :speaking in tongues: :foaming at the mouth: Phew, my transcendental meditation just ended. I've seen[^] the future. No, Elvis doesn't come back as a flesh eating zombie. But...we will soon learn of terrorists from a moon of Saturn, perhaps even Weapons of Mass Destruction being stored there by crazy freedom hating maniacs... :rolleyes:

                              :josh: My WPF Blog[^] All of life is just a big rambling blog post.

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                              This could have a great impact on the course of history. The problems I see are that any U.S. politician who suggests spending the money needed to put refineries out there would be destroyed by his opponents' ridicule. Any multinational CEO who suggested it would be fired by his board of bankers and accountants. Meanwhile China and Russia and possibly Japan will be spending the money in a new space race. Simultaneously France and India will be leading the fight in the U.N. to declare all resources in the solar system to be the 'property of all mankind,' conveniently under the care of the folks who gave us the oil-for-food scandals.

                              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                It is having acid poured up your nostrils.

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                Nah, it's CO2 coming up your nostrils, condensing into carbonic(?) acid. I should've excluded organic acids! ;)

                                -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                  Nah, it's CO2 coming up your nostrils, condensing into carbonic(?) acid. I should've excluded organic acids! ;)

                                  -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                  I doubt very much CO2 condenses at typical, Earthly nasal temperatures, but I do believe the solution of CO2 in the water part of the liquid already contains carbonic acid.

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                                    Tell "your people" to expect a call from "My people" any minute now

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                                    peterchen
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                                    Like on the phone? Meh. We might have one of that in the backward compatibility office.

                                    We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                                    blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                                    • H hairy_hats

                                      So we collect it, bring it to Earth, burn it....then what?

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                                      Richard Jones
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                                      Nope. The first team that lands there has a smoker who steps outside for a puff, and ... PUFF. Bye Bye Titan :laugh: :sigh:

                                      "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

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                                        No, silly. The argument will be about whether TW is real or not. Titan Warming. :duh:

                                        -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                        Since we're taking away their carbon, wouldn't it be titan colding/freezing?

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                                          Nope. The first team that lands there has a smoker who steps outside for a puff, and ... PUFF. Bye Bye Titan :laugh: :sigh:

                                          "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

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                                          hairy_hats
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                                          I doubt there's enough free oxygen there for dropping a match to set things off!

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