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  • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

    Argue like mad about whether that is causing GW? SoapBox is thataway ----> Clickety[^]

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    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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    No, silly. The argument will be about whether TW is real or not. Titan Warming. :duh:

    -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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      Mycroft Holmes wrote:

      space race

      That's what I've been pondering on the way to work: how a new space race would affect the world, how the US, Germany, Europe, India and China would deal with it. Oh, and I totally forgot about russia.

      We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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      walvdlz
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      Last time I checked Germany was still a part of Europe

      Mvg, André Laan I used to laugh at Dilbert cartoons, now I often confuse it with reality. -- Xiangyang Liu --

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        No, silly. The argument will be about whether TW is real or not. Titan Warming. :duh:

        -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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        Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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        Ah, but we'd be doing the titanese warming a favour by taking all their oils to earth through a very bendy hosepipe. Iain

        Iain Clarke appearing in spite of being begged not to by CPallini.

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          Ah, but we'd be doing the titanese warming a favour by taking all their oils to earth through a very bendy hosepipe. Iain

          Iain Clarke appearing in spite of being begged not to by CPallini.

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          Like sucking coke through a straw. But with all the nasty side effects! :)

          -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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          • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

            Like sucking coke through a straw. But with all the nasty side effects! :)

            -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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            Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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            Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

            nasty side effects!

            Mmmm, nose burps! Iain.

            Iain Clarke appearing in spite of being begged not to by CPallini.

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              Last time I checked Germany was still a part of Europe

              Mvg, André Laan I used to laugh at Dilbert cartoons, now I often confuse it with reality. -- Xiangyang Liu --

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              peterchen
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              I started thinking about Germany, and moved on to europe. Sue me.

              We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
              blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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              • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                nasty side effects!

                Mmmm, nose burps! Iain.

                Iain Clarke appearing in spite of being begged not to by CPallini.

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                Ouch! I hate those. It's like having acid poured down your nostrils (not that I've ever tried that, but I've got a pretty good imagination).

                -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                • H hairy_hats

                  So we collect it, bring it to Earth, burn it....then what?

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                  peterchen
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                  fat_boy will tell us that global warming is cool.

                  We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                  blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                  • P peterchen

                    I started thinking about Germany, and moved on to europe. Sue me.

                    We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                    blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                    Russell Jones
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                    Tell "your people" to expect a call from "My people" any minute now

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      Ouch! I hate those. It's like having acid poured down your nostrils (not that I've ever tried that, but I've got a pretty good imagination).

                      -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                      Brady Kelly
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                      It is having acid poured up your nostrils.

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                      • J Josh Smith

                        :rubbing crystal ball: :speaking in tongues: :foaming at the mouth: Phew, my transcendental meditation just ended. I've seen[^] the future. No, Elvis doesn't come back as a flesh eating zombie. But...we will soon learn of terrorists from a moon of Saturn, perhaps even Weapons of Mass Destruction being stored there by crazy freedom hating maniacs... :rolleyes:

                        :josh: My WPF Blog[^] All of life is just a big rambling blog post.

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                        Oakman
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                        This could have a great impact on the course of history. The problems I see are that any U.S. politician who suggests spending the money needed to put refineries out there would be destroyed by his opponents' ridicule. Any multinational CEO who suggested it would be fired by his board of bankers and accountants. Meanwhile China and Russia and possibly Japan will be spending the money in a new space race. Simultaneously France and India will be leading the fight in the U.N. to declare all resources in the solar system to be the 'property of all mankind,' conveniently under the care of the folks who gave us the oil-for-food scandals.

                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                        • B Brady Kelly

                          It is having acid poured up your nostrils.

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                          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                          Nah, it's CO2 coming up your nostrils, condensing into carbonic(?) acid. I should've excluded organic acids! ;)

                          -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                            Nah, it's CO2 coming up your nostrils, condensing into carbonic(?) acid. I should've excluded organic acids! ;)

                            -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                            Brady Kelly
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                            I doubt very much CO2 condenses at typical, Earthly nasal temperatures, but I do believe the solution of CO2 in the water part of the liquid already contains carbonic acid.

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                              Tell "your people" to expect a call from "My people" any minute now

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                              peterchen
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                              Like on the phone? Meh. We might have one of that in the backward compatibility office.

                              We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                              blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                              • H hairy_hats

                                So we collect it, bring it to Earth, burn it....then what?

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                                Richard Jones
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                                Nope. The first team that lands there has a smoker who steps outside for a puff, and ... PUFF. Bye Bye Titan :laugh: :sigh:

                                "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

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                                • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                  No, silly. The argument will be about whether TW is real or not. Titan Warming. :duh:

                                  -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                  a121a
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                                  Since we're taking away their carbon, wouldn't it be titan colding/freezing?

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                                    Nope. The first team that lands there has a smoker who steps outside for a puff, and ... PUFF. Bye Bye Titan :laugh: :sigh:

                                    "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

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                                    hairy_hats
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                                    I doubt there's enough free oxygen there for dropping a match to set things off!

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                                    • P peterchen

                                      The hydrocarbons rain from the sky, collecting in vast deposits that form lakes and dunes :omg: Oil lakes! That's their wet dream!

                                      We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                                      blog: TDD - the Aha! | Linkify!| FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                                      ghle
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                                      peterchen wrote:

                                      The hydrocarbons rain from the sky, collecting in vast deposits that form lakes and dunes

                                      Oh boy, oil dunes! :confused:

                                      Gary

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                                        This could have a great impact on the course of history. The problems I see are that any U.S. politician who suggests spending the money needed to put refineries out there would be destroyed by his opponents' ridicule. Any multinational CEO who suggested it would be fired by his board of bankers and accountants. Meanwhile China and Russia and possibly Japan will be spending the money in a new space race. Simultaneously France and India will be leading the fight in the U.N. to declare all resources in the solar system to be the 'property of all mankind,' conveniently under the care of the folks who gave us the oil-for-food scandals.

                                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                        ghle
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                                        Oakman wrote:

                                        This could have a great impact on the course of history.

                                        Yeah, and Iran will put nukes "plants" there - honest they're for power - and say "Come and git it - we dare you."

                                        Gary

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