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  • C Christian Graus

    Wow - when I spend $19,000 on a date, I expect something for it.

    Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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    Adam Smith
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    I wonder how many bidders are expecting that? ;)

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    • C Christian Graus

      Wow - when I spend $19,000 on a date, I expect something for it.

      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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      realJSOP
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      Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      • A Adam Smith

        If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

        Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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        Steve Mayfield
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        despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

        Steve

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          Mike Gaskey
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          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

          and here I was thinking, "chrome off a trailer hitch"

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          • S Steve Mayfield

            despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

            Steve

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            Christian Graus
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            Not even a kiss on the cheek ?

            Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              Jim Crafton
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              Hmm, you might be expecting too much! But here's to optimism :)

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              • A Adam Smith

                If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                Adam Smith
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                "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

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                • A Adam Smith

                  "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

                  Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                  Christian Graus
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                  Well, that counts us out...

                  Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                  • A Adam Smith

                    "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

                    Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                    Oakman
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                    Adam Smith wrote:

                    Which means no pervs devs allowed

                    I fixed that for you.

                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                      Adam Smith wrote:

                      Which means no pervs devs allowed

                      I fixed that for you.

                      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                      ghle
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                      Adam Smith wrote:

                      Which means no pervs / devs allowed

                      I fixed that for you.

                      Gary

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                        Adam Smith wrote:

                        Which means no pervs / devs allowed

                        I fixed that for you.

                        Gary

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                        Adam Smith
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                        Lets just call them dervs and make it easier. :-D

                        Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                        • A Adam Smith

                          Lets just call them dervs and make it easier. :-D

                          Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                          Rob Graham
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                          Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Echoes of Ballmer....

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                          • S Steve Mayfield

                            despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

                            Steve

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                            Lashdex
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                            Steve Mayfield wrote:

                            ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

                            Nope! Delivery is free. =P

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                            • R Rob Graham

                              Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Echoes of Ballmer....

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                              Oakman
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                              Rob Graham wrote:

                              Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers

                              Only managers could afford the buy-in anyway. :(

                              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                Chris Maunder
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                                Dude! The kid-sister rule! :rolleyes:

                                cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                • A Adam Smith

                                  If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                                  Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                                  peterchen
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                                  I would have to shave, wouldn't I? :shrug:

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                                  • C Chris Maunder

                                    Dude! The kid-sister rule! :rolleyes:

                                    cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                    They grow up too some day. :rolleyes:

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                                      I would have to shave, wouldn't I? :shrug:

                                      We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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                                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                      Yup. And wear other things other than jeans and t-shirt. :doh:

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                                      • A Adam Smith

                                        If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                                        Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        At first glance I thought this post read Scarlett Johansson easy. Damn, I wish that was the case - right I'm off to ebay.

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                                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                          Yup. And wear other things other than jeans and t-shirt. :doh:

                                          -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                          peterchen
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                                          I bet they have a "no pants, no service" policy as well.

                                          We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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