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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    Jim Crafton
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    Hmm, you might be expecting too much! But here's to optimism :)

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    • A Adam Smith

      If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

      Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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      Adam Smith
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      "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

      Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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      • A Adam Smith

        "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

        Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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        Christian Graus
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        Well, that counts us out...

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        • A Adam Smith

          "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

          Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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          Oakman
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          Adam Smith wrote:

          Which means no pervs devs allowed

          I fixed that for you.

          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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            Adam Smith wrote:

            Which means no pervs devs allowed

            I fixed that for you.

            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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            ghle
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            Adam Smith wrote:

            Which means no pervs / devs allowed

            I fixed that for you.

            Gary

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              Adam Smith wrote:

              Which means no pervs / devs allowed

              I fixed that for you.

              Gary

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              Adam Smith
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              Lets just call them dervs and make it easier. :-D

              Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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              • A Adam Smith

                Lets just call them dervs and make it easier. :-D

                Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                Rob Graham
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                Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Echoes of Ballmer....

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                • S Steve Mayfield

                  despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

                  Steve

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                  Lashdex
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                  Steve Mayfield wrote:

                  ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

                  Nope! Delivery is free. =P

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                    Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Echoes of Ballmer....

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                    Oakman
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                    Rob Graham wrote:

                    Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers

                    Only managers could afford the buy-in anyway. :(

                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      Chris Maunder
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                      Dude! The kid-sister rule! :rolleyes:

                      cheers, Chris Maunder

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                      • A Adam Smith

                        If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

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                        peterchen
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                        I would have to shave, wouldn't I? :shrug:

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                          Dude! The kid-sister rule! :rolleyes:

                          cheers, Chris Maunder

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                          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                          They grow up too some day. :rolleyes:

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                            I would have to shave, wouldn't I? :shrug:

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                            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                            Yup. And wear other things other than jeans and t-shirt. :doh:

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                              If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                              Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              At first glance I thought this post read Scarlett Johansson easy. Damn, I wish that was the case - right I'm off to ebay.

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                                Yup. And wear other things other than jeans and t-shirt. :doh:

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                                peterchen
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                                I bet they have a "no pants, no service" policy as well.

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                                  I bet they have a "no pants, no service" policy as well.

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                                  ghle
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                                  :laugh:

                                  Gary

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                                  • A Adam Smith

                                    If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                                    Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                                    Kalvin Work
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                                    What a waste of money. The current bid is up to $30,100. I can think of a lot of things to do with that much money than just shaking her hand, or anyone's hand for that matter. For that kind of money the winner should at least get to have dinner with her. Kalvin

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                                      What a waste of money. The current bid is up to $30,100. I can think of a lot of things to do with that much money than just shaking her hand, or anyone's hand for that matter. For that kind of money the winner should at least get to have dinner with her. Kalvin

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                                      Edgar Prieto
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                                      To get a dinner and dessert .... and she pays the bill ....

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                                        despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

                                        Steve

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                                        Kent K
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                                        Yeah, and from the listing's FAQ: Q: How long will the meet and greet last? A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                          Mike Poz
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                                          I just happen to have a Harley, a 2001 Road King Classic. I've yet to meet the girl who could, but I'm still hoping... :-D

                                          Mike Poz

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