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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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    Mike Gaskey
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

    and here I was thinking, "chrome off a trailer hitch"

    Mike Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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    • S Steve Mayfield

      despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

      Steve

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      Christian Graus
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      Not even a kiss on the cheek ?

      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        Jim Crafton
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        Hmm, you might be expecting too much! But here's to optimism :)

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        • A Adam Smith

          If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

          Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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          Adam Smith
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          "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

          Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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          • A Adam Smith

            "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

            Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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            Christian Graus
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            Well, that counts us out...

            Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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            • A Adam Smith

              "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

              Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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              Oakman
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              Adam Smith wrote:

              Which means no pervs devs allowed

              I fixed that for you.

              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                Adam Smith wrote:

                Which means no pervs devs allowed

                I fixed that for you.

                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                ghle
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                Adam Smith wrote:

                Which means no pervs / devs allowed

                I fixed that for you.

                Gary

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                  Adam Smith wrote:

                  Which means no pervs / devs allowed

                  I fixed that for you.

                  Gary

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                  Adam Smith
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                  Lets just call them dervs and make it easier. :-D

                  Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                  • A Adam Smith

                    Lets just call them dervs and make it easier. :-D

                    Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                    Rob Graham
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                    Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Echoes of Ballmer....

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                    • S Steve Mayfield

                      despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

                      Steve

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                      Lashdex
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                      Steve Mayfield wrote:

                      ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

                      Nope! Delivery is free. =P

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                      • R Rob Graham

                        Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Echoes of Ballmer....

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                        Oakman
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                        Rob Graham wrote:

                        Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers

                        Only managers could afford the buy-in anyway. :(

                        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Chris Maunder
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                          Dude! The kid-sister rule! :rolleyes:

                          cheers, Chris Maunder

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                            If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                            Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                            peterchen
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                            I would have to shave, wouldn't I? :shrug:

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                              Dude! The kid-sister rule! :rolleyes:

                              cheers, Chris Maunder

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                              Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                              They grow up too some day. :rolleyes:

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                                I would have to shave, wouldn't I? :shrug:

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                Yup. And wear other things other than jeans and t-shirt. :doh:

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                                  If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                                  Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  At first glance I thought this post read Scarlett Johansson easy. Damn, I wish that was the case - right I'm off to ebay.

                                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                  • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                    Yup. And wear other things other than jeans and t-shirt. :doh:

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                                    peterchen
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                                    I bet they have a "no pants, no service" policy as well.

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                                      I bet they have a "no pants, no service" policy as well.

                                      We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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                                      ghle
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                                      :laugh:

                                      Gary

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                                      • A Adam Smith

                                        If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                                        Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                                        Kalvin Work
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                                        What a waste of money. The current bid is up to $30,100. I can think of a lot of things to do with that much money than just shaking her hand, or anyone's hand for that matter. For that kind of money the winner should at least get to have dinner with her. Kalvin

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                                          What a waste of money. The current bid is up to $30,100. I can think of a lot of things to do with that much money than just shaking her hand, or anyone's hand for that matter. For that kind of money the winner should at least get to have dinner with her. Kalvin

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                                          Edgar Prieto
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                                          To get a dinner and dessert .... and she pays the bill ....

                                          Edgar Prieto Software Engineer

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