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  • C Christian Graus

    Wow - when I spend $19,000 on a date, I expect something for it.

    Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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    realJSOP
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    Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    • A Adam Smith

      If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

      Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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      Steve Mayfield
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      despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

      Steve

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        Mike Gaskey
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        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

        I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

        and here I was thinking, "chrome off a trailer hitch"

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        • S Steve Mayfield

          despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

          Steve

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          Christian Graus
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          Not even a kiss on the cheek ?

          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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            Jim Crafton
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            Hmm, you might be expecting too much! But here's to optimism :)

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            • A Adam Smith

              If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

              Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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              "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

              Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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              • A Adam Smith

                "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

                Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                Christian Graus
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                Well, that counts us out...

                Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )

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                • A Adam Smith

                  "Ebay Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only." Which means no pervs allowed. :P

                  Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                  Oakman
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                  Adam Smith wrote:

                  Which means no pervs devs allowed

                  I fixed that for you.

                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                    Adam Smith wrote:

                    Which means no pervs devs allowed

                    I fixed that for you.

                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                    ghle
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                    Adam Smith wrote:

                    Which means no pervs / devs allowed

                    I fixed that for you.

                    Gary

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                    • G ghle

                      Adam Smith wrote:

                      Which means no pervs / devs allowed

                      I fixed that for you.

                      Gary

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                      Adam Smith
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                      Lets just call them dervs and make it easier. :-D

                      Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                      • A Adam Smith

                        Lets just call them dervs and make it easier. :-D

                        Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                        Rob Graham
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                        Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Echoes of Ballmer....

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                        • S Steve Mayfield

                          despite what the original link says at msn.com, the auction is for a "meet-and-greet" at a movie premiere - you'll be lucky to get more that a "Thanks for your charity donation" and a hearty hand shake from her ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

                          Steve

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                          Lashdex
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                          Steve Mayfield wrote:

                          ... and except for local transportation, you are responsible for getting to the city that is holding the premiere (either LA or NYC)

                          Nope! Delivery is free. =P

                          Shipping costs: Free
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                          • R Rob Graham

                            Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Echoes of Ballmer....

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                            Oakman
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                            Rob Graham wrote:

                            Pervelopers! Pervelopers! Pervelopers

                            Only managers could afford the buy-in anyway. :(

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              Yeah a complete display of all her talents. I bet she could suck-start a Harley.

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              Chris Maunder
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                              Dude! The kid-sister rule! :rolleyes:

                              cheers, Chris Maunder

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                              • A Adam Smith

                                If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                                Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                                peterchen
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                                I would have to shave, wouldn't I? :shrug:

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                                • C Chris Maunder

                                  Dude! The kid-sister rule! :rolleyes:

                                  cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                  They grow up too some day. :rolleyes:

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                                    I would have to shave, wouldn't I? :shrug:

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                                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                    Yup. And wear other things other than jeans and t-shirt. :doh:

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                                      If any of you got some cash laying around and want to go out with Scarlett Johansson she has an auction on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-Tickets_W0QQitemZ250221082811QQihZ015QQcategoryZ16071QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262[^] So far the amount is $19,100.00

                                      Adam Smith www.codeproject.com

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      At first glance I thought this post read Scarlett Johansson easy. Damn, I wish that was the case - right I'm off to ebay.

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                                      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                        Yup. And wear other things other than jeans and t-shirt. :doh:

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                                        peterchen
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                                        I bet they have a "no pants, no service" policy as well.

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                                        • P peterchen

                                          I bet they have a "no pants, no service" policy as well.

                                          We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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                                          ghle
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                                          :laugh:

                                          Gary

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