So it begins
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Wrap up April 19 2011 and only using .NET 3.5. How lame is that?
Very lame. I've never know anyone to be able to accurately pin-point their release date to the day, 3+ years in advanced...
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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User of Users Group wrote:
Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet\[^\]
okay... I take back what I said... there is such a thing as too much coffee.... Tell me how much this guy has had and I will limit myself below the safe margin!
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
there is such a thing as too much coffee....
Its not that, He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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Paul Conrad wrote:
I've never know anyone to be able to accurately pin-point their release date to the day, 3+ years in advanced...
Only because you've never known anyone that has been back to the future ;P
led mike
led mike wrote:
Only because you've never known anyone that has been back to the future
Yep. Must be so. Better build myself a time machine then. Any old Deloreans laying around....nope :((
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
After a month or so, the program should be able to take control of at least the computer it's on and the local network, and should be able to google for code snippets to find out how to do stuff in code.
I assume that the first month will be the program posting questions saying "Urgent. Send code to take over world."
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Actually, being a computer, it would be smart enough to interpret the general consensus of postings at CP and not even ask a question. It would simply skim the articles and grab only the snippets that it needs, leaving no footprints behind. In essence, the program would become the perfect CP user.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
After a month or so, the program should be able to take control of at least the computer it's on and the local network, and should be able to google for code snippets to find out how to do stuff in code.
I assume that the first month will be the program posting questions saying "Urgent. Send code to take over world."
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
It's already doing better than that. Have a look around the C++ forum here. You'll quickly see the signs of a tireless machine, methodically learning C++* by asking questions, collecting responses, asking follow-up questions, etc. etc. It is a horrifyingly beautiful sight. *yes, of course it's learning C++. True evil is always written in C++. The Necronomicon was written in C++ and titled "delete this;"
Citizen 20.1.01
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
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Actually, being a computer, it would be smart enough to interpret the general consensus of postings at CP and not even ask a question. It would simply skim the articles and grab only the snippets that it needs, leaving no footprints behind. In essence, the program would become the perfect CP user.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
the perfect CP user
:wtf: I have heard stories, but am yet to see one... do they really exist??
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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It's already doing better than that. Have a look around the C++ forum here. You'll quickly see the signs of a tireless machine, methodically learning C++* by asking questions, collecting responses, asking follow-up questions, etc. etc. It is a horrifyingly beautiful sight. *yes, of course it's learning C++. True evil is always written in C++. The Necronomicon was written in C++ and titled "delete this;"
Citizen 20.1.01
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
Shog9 wrote:
*yes, of course it's learning C++. True evil is always written in C++. The Necronomicon was written in C++ and titled "delete this;"
:laugh: I assume this was the highly successful follow up to the Octavo (written in C) titled "format c: /s"
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
the perfect CP user
:wtf: I have heard stories, but am yet to see one... do they really exist??
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
Thunderbox666 wrote:
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: the perfect CP user I have heard stories, but am yet to see one... do they really exist??
If they did, Chris would crush them. Nobody is allowed to outshine his perfection. ;P
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING TAKEOVER OF MISSLE SILOS
System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
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El Corazon wrote:
there is such a thing as too much coffee....
Its not that, He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
Thunderbox666 wrote:
He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso
that's nothing... at least push the 8 mark... you have to get ever so close to that 1gram per hour "danger mark..." it's called Xtreme Coffee Drinking. ;P Actually, 1 gram per hour is really considered the danger mark, the danger of a heart attack goes up significantly, although it does all the way up to the gram mark, above the gram mark is the medical line someone drew in the sand. The avid coffee drinker might be able to handle it... or the non-coffee drinker may have problems before then. Most non-caffeine drinkers start seeing a yellow tint to the world at around .5gram -- I have never experienced it, but have had it described to me by many people who tried to compete against me drinking espresso. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING TAKEOVER OF MISSLE SILOS
System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
MidwestLimey wrote:
SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
reply from missile silo:
Starting MS-DOS... C:\>_;P ;P_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Thunderbox666 wrote:
He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso
that's nothing... at least push the 8 mark... you have to get ever so close to that 1gram per hour "danger mark..." it's called Xtreme Coffee Drinking. ;P Actually, 1 gram per hour is really considered the danger mark, the danger of a heart attack goes up significantly, although it does all the way up to the gram mark, above the gram mark is the medical line someone drew in the sand. The avid coffee drinker might be able to handle it... or the non-coffee drinker may have problems before then. Most non-caffeine drinkers start seeing a yellow tint to the world at around .5gram -- I have never experienced it, but have had it described to me by many people who tried to compete against me drinking espresso. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
Most non-caffeine drinkers start seeing a yellow tint to the world at around .5gram -- I have never experienced it
Hmmm... I may have to try this one :D
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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MidwestLimey wrote:
SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
reply from missile silo:
Starting MS-DOS... C:\>_;P ;P_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
var devices = (from net in ActiveDirectory.GetNotW3C(Path.Combine(Sun.Root, "dnsrecs"), "*") let conn = InternalNetworks.TryConnectTo(net) from m in conn.GetMachines() where !m.IsWindows select webRequest.Get("www.google.com/rest/dont/search", "*.xbap")) .ToBIOS();
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By 2011, the program will be able to rebuild itself with the latest .net libraries. All he needs to start is to teach the program the .Net framework *in it's entirety*, and give it the ability to observe human/computer interaction. After a month or so, the program should be able to take control of at least the computer it's on and the local network, and should be able to google for code snippets to find out how to do stuff in code.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
I believe he'll run into a bit of a problem here to be able to deliver by 2011, a catch-22 if you will. To meet such an aggressive deadline he'll have to troll CP forums and will be using the classic URGENT - PLZ HELP or some such plea and when he does he will get chastised and he won't be able to make his deadline! So how will he adapt to this situation....we'll see? Mike :)
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
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THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING TAKEOVER OF MISSLE SILOS
System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING -- OH LOOK A PUPPY!
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and have you take the blue pill. M'kay?
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Thunderbox666 wrote:
He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso
that's nothing... at least push the 8 mark... you have to get ever so close to that 1gram per hour "danger mark..." it's called Xtreme Coffee Drinking. ;P Actually, 1 gram per hour is really considered the danger mark, the danger of a heart attack goes up significantly, although it does all the way up to the gram mark, above the gram mark is the medical line someone drew in the sand. The avid coffee drinker might be able to handle it... or the non-coffee drinker may have problems before then. Most non-caffeine drinkers start seeing a yellow tint to the world at around .5gram -- I have never experienced it, but have had it described to me by many people who tried to compete against me drinking espresso. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
True story: My sophomore year of college I stayed up all night cramming for a physics test. Before this I didn't hardly ever drink coffee. I drank a whole 10 cups in about 6 hours. Two hours after that I began to have side-effects. I began shaking pretty badly, then passed out while walking down the stairs from my dorm room. Luckily my test wasn't until that afternoon so I didn't miss it. I haven't touched coffee since.
"How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
This could be the stirrings of Vishnu as he/she/it begins to become swollen with the next avatar, Kalki, to manifest on Earth during these last days of the Dark Ages of the Yuga (aeon) of Mother Goddess Kali just prior to the reverse of the "big bang," the "big snuff." Or it could be April 1 come early. Or it could be hyper-caffeination combined with reading "Galatea 2.0" by Richard Powers. best, Bill
"The greater the social and cultural distances between people, the more magical the light that can spring from their contact." Milan Kundera in Testaments Trahis