So it begins
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
the perfect CP user
:wtf: I have heard stories, but am yet to see one... do they really exist??
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
Thunderbox666 wrote:
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: the perfect CP user I have heard stories, but am yet to see one... do they really exist??
If they did, Chris would crush them. Nobody is allowed to outshine his perfection. ;P
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING TAKEOVER OF MISSLE SILOS
System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
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El Corazon wrote:
there is such a thing as too much coffee....
Its not that, He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
Thunderbox666 wrote:
He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso
that's nothing... at least push the 8 mark... you have to get ever so close to that 1gram per hour "danger mark..." it's called Xtreme Coffee Drinking. ;P Actually, 1 gram per hour is really considered the danger mark, the danger of a heart attack goes up significantly, although it does all the way up to the gram mark, above the gram mark is the medical line someone drew in the sand. The avid coffee drinker might be able to handle it... or the non-coffee drinker may have problems before then. Most non-caffeine drinkers start seeing a yellow tint to the world at around .5gram -- I have never experienced it, but have had it described to me by many people who tried to compete against me drinking espresso. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING TAKEOVER OF MISSLE SILOS
System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
MidwestLimey wrote:
SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
reply from missile silo:
Starting MS-DOS... C:\>_;P ;P_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Thunderbox666 wrote:
He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso
that's nothing... at least push the 8 mark... you have to get ever so close to that 1gram per hour "danger mark..." it's called Xtreme Coffee Drinking. ;P Actually, 1 gram per hour is really considered the danger mark, the danger of a heart attack goes up significantly, although it does all the way up to the gram mark, above the gram mark is the medical line someone drew in the sand. The avid coffee drinker might be able to handle it... or the non-coffee drinker may have problems before then. Most non-caffeine drinkers start seeing a yellow tint to the world at around .5gram -- I have never experienced it, but have had it described to me by many people who tried to compete against me drinking espresso. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
Most non-caffeine drinkers start seeing a yellow tint to the world at around .5gram -- I have never experienced it
Hmmm... I may have to try this one :D
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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MidwestLimey wrote:
SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
reply from missile silo:
Starting MS-DOS... C:\>_;P ;P_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
var devices = (from net in ActiveDirectory.GetNotW3C(Path.Combine(Sun.Root, "dnsrecs"), "*") let conn = InternalNetworks.TryConnectTo(net) from m in conn.GetMachines() where !m.IsWindows select webRequest.Get("www.google.com/rest/dont/search", "*.xbap")) .ToBIOS();
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By 2011, the program will be able to rebuild itself with the latest .net libraries. All he needs to start is to teach the program the .Net framework *in it's entirety*, and give it the ability to observe human/computer interaction. After a month or so, the program should be able to take control of at least the computer it's on and the local network, and should be able to google for code snippets to find out how to do stuff in code.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
I believe he'll run into a bit of a problem here to be able to deliver by 2011, a catch-22 if you will. To meet such an aggressive deadline he'll have to troll CP forums and will be using the classic URGENT - PLZ HELP or some such plea and when he does he will get chastised and he won't be able to make his deadline! So how will he adapt to this situation....we'll see? Mike :)
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
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THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING TAKEOVER OF MISSLE SILOS
System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING -- OH LOOK A PUPPY!
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and have you take the blue pill. M'kay?
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Thunderbox666 wrote:
He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso
that's nothing... at least push the 8 mark... you have to get ever so close to that 1gram per hour "danger mark..." it's called Xtreme Coffee Drinking. ;P Actually, 1 gram per hour is really considered the danger mark, the danger of a heart attack goes up significantly, although it does all the way up to the gram mark, above the gram mark is the medical line someone drew in the sand. The avid coffee drinker might be able to handle it... or the non-coffee drinker may have problems before then. Most non-caffeine drinkers start seeing a yellow tint to the world at around .5gram -- I have never experienced it, but have had it described to me by many people who tried to compete against me drinking espresso. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
True story: My sophomore year of college I stayed up all night cramming for a physics test. Before this I didn't hardly ever drink coffee. I drank a whole 10 cups in about 6 hours. Two hours after that I began to have side-effects. I began shaking pretty badly, then passed out while walking down the stairs from my dorm room. Luckily my test wasn't until that afternoon so I didn't miss it. I haven't touched coffee since.
"How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
This could be the stirrings of Vishnu as he/she/it begins to become swollen with the next avatar, Kalki, to manifest on Earth during these last days of the Dark Ages of the Yuga (aeon) of Mother Goddess Kali just prior to the reverse of the "big bang," the "big snuff." Or it could be April 1 come early. Or it could be hyper-caffeination combined with reading "Galatea 2.0" by Richard Powers. best, Bill
"The greater the social and cultural distances between people, the more magical the light that can spring from their contact." Milan Kundera in Testaments Trahis
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I always thought Skynet was written in JAVA. I think it's the "it runs on all machines" thing.
"How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle
So we still have plenty of time :D
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
...probably not. And we also know that as soon as it tries to take over other machines it'll be nothing but driver headaches and incompatible hardware.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]
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...probably not. And we also know that as soon as it tries to take over other machines it'll be nothing but driver headaches and incompatible hardware.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
...of course! After all, the Mac is so compatible, it even works with alien starships. Sheesh! Iain.
Iain Clarke appears because CPallini still cares.
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...of course! After all, the Mac is so compatible, it even works with alien starships. Sheesh! Iain.
Iain Clarke appears because CPallini still cares.
ah - my all time favourite scene of any computer related scene in a movie. 'Uploading Virus...' So good because it was so bad.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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True story: My sophomore year of college I stayed up all night cramming for a physics test. Before this I didn't hardly ever drink coffee. I drank a whole 10 cups in about 6 hours. Two hours after that I began to have side-effects. I began shaking pretty badly, then passed out while walking down the stairs from my dorm room. Luckily my test wasn't until that afternoon so I didn't miss it. I haven't touched coffee since.
"How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle
Smart man. I just read a book called "Caffeine Blues". Went through Caffeine withdrawal after reading it. Not pleasant - but after learning how bad that stuff is I wanted it out of my system. No kidding man ... "profound fatigue", muscle cramps - the works. (During the withdrawal). -CB :omg:
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True story: My sophomore year of college I stayed up all night cramming for a physics test. Before this I didn't hardly ever drink coffee. I drank a whole 10 cups in about 6 hours. Two hours after that I began to have side-effects. I began shaking pretty badly, then passed out while walking down the stairs from my dorm room. Luckily my test wasn't until that afternoon so I didn't miss it. I haven't touched coffee since.
"How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle
Yeah, it's pretty bad stuff. It dehydrates the hell out of me and gives me serious headaches. I can only drink coffee now if I also drink large amounts of water along with it, and then as u can imagine I'm running to the bathroom pretty frequently that any advantage gained in "awareness" is quickly diminished. Just bought a tin of "half-caff" and am trying it out. It's pretty tasteless, but doesn't give me a headache. Why don't I just stick to tea? ;P
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