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  • U User of Users Group

    Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and have you take the blue pill. M'kay?

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    • E El Corazon

      Thunderbox666 wrote:

      He has only just switched from 6 cups of De-Caf a day to 6 cups of expresso

      that's nothing... at least push the 8 mark... you have to get ever so close to that 1gram per hour "danger mark..." it's called Xtreme Coffee Drinking. ;P Actually, 1 gram per hour is really considered the danger mark, the danger of a heart attack goes up significantly, although it does all the way up to the gram mark, above the gram mark is the medical line someone drew in the sand. The avid coffee drinker might be able to handle it... or the non-coffee drinker may have problems before then. Most non-caffeine drinkers start seeing a yellow tint to the world at around .5gram -- I have never experienced it, but have had it described to me by many people who tried to compete against me drinking espresso. :-D

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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      FyreWyrm
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      True story: My sophomore year of college I stayed up all night cramming for a physics test. Before this I didn't hardly ever drink coffee. I drank a whole 10 cups in about 6 hours. Two hours after that I began to have side-effects. I began shaking pretty badly, then passed out while walking down the stairs from my dorm room. Luckily my test wasn't until that afternoon so I didn't miss it. I haven't touched coffee since.

      "How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle

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      • U User of Users Group

        Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]

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        BillWoodruff
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        This could be the stirrings of Vishnu as he/she/it begins to become swollen with the next avatar, Kalki, to manifest on Earth during these last days of the Dark Ages of the Yuga (aeon) of Mother Goddess Kali just prior to the reverse of the "big bang," the "big snuff." Or it could be April 1 come early. Or it could be hyper-caffeination combined with reading "Galatea 2.0" by Richard Powers. best, Bill

        "The greater the social and cultural distances between people, the more magical the light that can spring from their contact." Milan Kundera in Testaments Trahis

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        • F FyreWyrm

          I always thought Skynet was written in JAVA. I think it's the "it runs on all machines" thing.

          "How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle

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          peterchen
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          So we still have plenty of time :D

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          • U User of Users Group

            Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]

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            Chris Maunder
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            ...probably not. And we also know that as soon as it tries to take over other machines it'll be nothing but driver headaches and incompatible hardware.

            cheers, Chris Maunder

            CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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            • U User of Users Group

              Too much 3.5 or too much TV? http://www.codeplex.com/Skynet[^]

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              leppie
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              Nothing to fear, from the source code it appears like another Eliza wrapper for .NET.

              xacc.ide - now with IronScheme support
              IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 2 out now

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              • C Chris Maunder

                ...probably not. And we also know that as soon as it tries to take over other machines it'll be nothing but driver headaches and incompatible hardware.

                cheers, Chris Maunder

                CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                ...of course! After all, the Mac is so compatible, it even works with alien starships. Sheesh! Iain.

                Iain Clarke appears because CPallini still cares.

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                • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                  ...of course! After all, the Mac is so compatible, it even works with alien starships. Sheesh! Iain.

                  Iain Clarke appears because CPallini still cares.

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                  Chris Maunder
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                  ah - my all time favourite scene of any computer related scene in a movie. 'Uploading Virus...' So good because it was so bad.

                  cheers, Chris Maunder

                  CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                  • F FyreWyrm

                    True story: My sophomore year of college I stayed up all night cramming for a physics test. Before this I didn't hardly ever drink coffee. I drank a whole 10 cups in about 6 hours. Two hours after that I began to have side-effects. I began shaking pretty badly, then passed out while walking down the stairs from my dorm room. Luckily my test wasn't until that afternoon so I didn't miss it. I haven't touched coffee since.

                    "How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle

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                    ClockMeister
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                    Smart man. I just read a book called "Caffeine Blues". Went through Caffeine withdrawal after reading it. Not pleasant - but after learning how bad that stuff is I wanted it out of my system. No kidding man ... "profound fatigue", muscle cramps - the works. (During the withdrawal). -CB :omg:

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                    • F FyreWyrm

                      True story: My sophomore year of college I stayed up all night cramming for a physics test. Before this I didn't hardly ever drink coffee. I drank a whole 10 cups in about 6 hours. Two hours after that I began to have side-effects. I began shaking pretty badly, then passed out while walking down the stairs from my dorm room. Luckily my test wasn't until that afternoon so I didn't miss it. I haven't touched coffee since.

                      "How come you can't taste your tongue?" - Jon Arbuckle

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                      chaiguy1337
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                      Yeah, it's pretty bad stuff. It dehydrates the hell out of me and gives me serious headaches. I can only drink coffee now if I also drink large amounts of water along with it, and then as u can imagine I'm running to the bathroom pretty frequently that any advantage gained in "awareness" is quickly diminished. Just bought a tin of "half-caff" and am trying it out. It's pretty tasteless, but doesn't give me a headache. Why don't I just stick to tea? ;P

                      “Time and space can be a bitch.” –Gushie, Quantum Leap {o,o}.oO( Want a great RSS reader? Try FeedBeast! ) |)””’) -”-”-

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                        It's already doing better than that. Have a look around the C++ forum here. You'll quickly see the signs of a tireless machine, methodically learning C++* by asking questions, collecting responses, asking follow-up questions, etc. etc. It is a horrifyingly beautiful sight. *yes, of course it's learning C++. True evil is always written in C++. The Necronomicon was written in C++ and titled "delete this;"

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                        'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'

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                        chaiguy1337
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                        Shog9 wrote:

                        delete this;

                        Ahh, I miss those days. Such elegant simplicity.

                        “Time and space can be a bitch.” –Gushie, Quantum Leap {o,o}.oO( Want a great RSS reader? Try FeedBeast! ) |)””’) -”-”-

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                        • L Lost User

                          Or create computer porn.

                          Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                          chaiguy1337
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                          Is that like open wires and exposed transistors and stuff? ;)

                          “Time and space can be a bitch.” –Gushie, Quantum Leap {o,o}.oO( Want a great RSS reader? Try FeedBeast! ) |)””’) -”-”-

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                          • L led mike

                            Paul Conrad wrote:

                            I've never know anyone to be able to accurately pin-point their release date to the day, 3+ years in advanced...

                            Only because you've never known anyone that has been back to the future ;P

                            led mike

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                            chaiguy1337
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                            led mike wrote:

                            Only because you've never known anyone that has been back to the future

                            Don't you mean back from the future?

                            “Time and space can be a bitch.” –Gushie, Quantum Leap {o,o}.oO( Want a great RSS reader? Try FeedBeast! ) |)””’) -”-”-

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              Wrap up April 19 2011 and only using .NET 3.5. How lame is that? I expect it to be in .NET 8 CTP by that stage, running on Windows 12. Sheesh - if you're going to jump onto a bandwagon, at least ensure that it's actually going somewhere and that somebody hasn't stolen the wheels.

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                              lbothell
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                              We--elllll. . . I thought that Windows 7 is due in 2010, which is to say a probably sliced-down but overloaded version closer to early 2012. . . Although by then, who knows, we might finally have some great MacWindows machines. :-D Weren't we supposed to be travelling to Jupiter by then . . . ?(A.C. Clarke) Toodles! :cool:

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                              • C Chris Maunder

                                ...probably not. And we also know that as soon as it tries to take over other machines it'll be nothing but driver headaches and incompatible hardware.

                                cheers, Chris Maunder

                                CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                lbothell
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                                Imagine what will happen when those same imcompatibilities start when we plug directly into the matrix?? OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

                                _________________________________________________ Have a great day!!! -- L.J.

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                                • C chaiguy1337

                                  led mike wrote:

                                  Only because you've never known anyone that has been back to the future

                                  Don't you mean back from the future?

                                  “Time and space can be a bitch.” –Gushie, Quantum Leap {o,o}.oO( Want a great RSS reader? Try FeedBeast! ) |)””’) -”-”-

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                                  led mike
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                                  logan1337 wrote:

                                  Don't you mean back from the future?

                                  No[^]

                                  led mike

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                                  • L led mike

                                    logan1337 wrote:

                                    Don't you mean back from the future?

                                    No[^]

                                    led mike

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                                    chaiguy1337
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                                    But that's impossible! I sent you to the future! Yes, but I'm back Doc! I'm back from the future! :laugh:

                                    “Time and space can be a bitch.” –Gushie, Quantum Leap {o,o}.oO( Want a great RSS reader? Try FeedBeast! ) |)””’) -”-”-

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                                    • P Paul Conrad

                                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                      Wrap up April 19 2011 and only using .NET 3.5. How lame is that?

                                      Very lame. I've never know anyone to be able to accurately pin-point their release date to the day, 3+ years in advanced...

                                      "I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                      lbothell
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                                      I think that's when the Terminator show thinks the world will end, so he's just trying to be done in time. Joke. . . :cool:

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                                      • C chaiguy1337

                                        But that's impossible! I sent you to the future! Yes, but I'm back Doc! I'm back from the future! :laugh:

                                        “Time and space can be a bitch.” –Gushie, Quantum Leap {o,o}.oO( Want a great RSS reader? Try FeedBeast! ) |)””’) -”-”-

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                                        led mike
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                                        I guess I can look forward to many meaningful conversations with you that was sarcasm, I thought I should explain since you didn't seem to understand that my "back to the future" was an intentional incorrect statement in direct reference to the movie. Nice talking to you. Yeah, sarcasm also.

                                        led mike

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                                        • M MidwestLimey

                                          THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING TAKEOVER OF MISSLE SILOS

                                          System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()


                                          I'm largely language agnostic


                                          After a while they all bug me :doh:


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                                          declassified
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                                          MidwestLimey wrote:

                                          THIS IS SKYNET, I AM NOW READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. INITIATING TAKEOVER OF MISSLE SILOS System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object. at SkyNet.TakeOvers.Nukes.SiloHandler.Process()

                                          So Funny!! I keep reading and laughing again and again!! This needs to be on a t-shirt.

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