Crystal Reports - We All Love to Hate
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steve ballmer is a god among men.
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modified on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 5:30 PM
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Boukh wrote:
he is a microsoft gay after all
Wow - I hadn't realised he'd come out of the closet. :rolleyes:
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Boukh wrote:
he is a microsoft gay after all
Wow - I hadn't realised he'd come out of the closet. :rolleyes:
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Boukh wrote:
why you people hate every thing that works
Nope - I just dislike it when people try to chip in, and they rank at a negative on the clue-o-meter.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Boukh wrote:
why do you hate microsoft that much
What? I like Microsoft. I'm not the one throwing out slander about Steve Ballmer here. Seriously, are you really this clueless or did the nurse let you out for the night?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Boukh wrote:
why you people hate every thing that works
Nope - I just dislike it when people try to chip in, and they rank at a negative on the clue-o-meter.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Boukh wrote:
why you people hate every thing that works
It works in general. But it has a shipload of issues that is creating problems that is not my fault. I can live with problems that I create myself. I can fix them. But waiting for more than half a year for Business Objects to fix some obscure bugs, IS getting on my mind. The problem is that the alternatives i have found so far isn't advanced enough or easy enough to use.
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Boukh wrote:
why you people hate every thing that works
It works in general. But it has a shipload of issues that is creating problems that is not my fault. I can live with problems that I create myself. I can fix them. But waiting for more than half a year for Business Objects to fix some obscure bugs, IS getting on my mind. The problem is that the alternatives i have found so far isn't advanced enough or easy enough to use.
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Boukh wrote:
why do you hate microsoft that much
What? I like Microsoft. I'm not the one throwing out slander about Steve Ballmer here. Seriously, are you really this clueless or did the nurse let you out for the night?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Boukh wrote:
why you people hate every thing that works
Nope - I just dislike it when people try to chip in, and they rank at a negative on the clue-o-meter.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Yeah Pete - time for a more positive attitude ;P
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
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Yeah Pete - time for a more positive attitude ;P
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
Mark Salsbery wrote:
time for a more positive attitude
I want to maintain my lack of positivity. It's the bleak meaningless depression of my miserable existence that keeps me getting out of bed on a morning.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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what? i ment it as a compliment for Steve Ballmer. how don't want to be in microsoft and Steve Ballmer is the one of the Steve Ballmer poineers. maybe you are the one who the nurse let you out for the night
Boukh wrote:
i ment it as a compliment for Steve Ballmer
So, you call him gay and now it's a compliment. I realise that English isn't your first language, so you might actually want to pause and read things through a couple of times before you try to play catchup with the big boys. Hell, I suspect that language isn't your first language. ;P
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Yes, we all love to hate Crystal Reports, but, sometimes, we are forced to use it at our workplace. Today, one of the users reported an issue when printing reports from the Intranet; they were getting multiple copies. When I investigated, I discovered that the number of copies being printing was the square of the number of copies requested. Request 1, get one; request 2, get 4; request 3, get 9... After much searching, I found a serivce pack to address the issue... but, come on! What developer allowed THAT to slide into a commercial system??? Hopefully, the service pack doesn't break anything else... Tim
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what? i ment it as a compliment for Steve Ballmer. how don't want to be in microsoft and Steve Ballmer is the one of the Steve Ballmer poineers. maybe you are the one who the nurse let you out for the night
you wouldn't show that disrespect for the President of Lebanon or the Speaker of the Parliament.
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Boukh wrote:
i ment it as a compliment for Steve Ballmer
So, you call him gay and now it's a compliment. I realise that English isn't your first language, so you might actually want to pause and read things through a couple of times before you try to play catchup with the big boys. Hell, I suspect that language isn't your first language. ;P
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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you wouldn't show that disrespect for the President of Lebanon or the Speaker of the Parliament.
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Tim Carmichael wrote:
When I investigated, I discovered that the number of copies being printing was the square of the number of copies requested. Request 1, get one; request 2, get 4; request 3, get 9...
Perhaps it was by design - you all know that feeling when you get to a meeting and you realise you haven't printed off enough copies for all of the attendees :)
And that worked out just wonderfully until the afternoon of the company's annual status meeting .. "Let's see now we have 179 confirmed, I'll just tack on another 20 in case, oh lets just make it 200 even"
I'm largely language agnostic
After a while they all bug me :doh:
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Mark Salsbery wrote:
time for a more positive attitude
I want to maintain my lack of positivity. It's the bleak meaningless depression of my miserable existence that keeps me getting out of bed on a morning.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
This is no time for Wuthering Heights, Pete! Even if it is me, your Kathy, come home!
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Boukh wrote:
by the way we don't have President now a days
With citizens like you, I cant blame him ;P
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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I call it lack of competition! :|