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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Boukh wrote:

    he is a microsoft gay after all

    Wow - I hadn't realised he'd come out of the closet. :rolleyes:

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    Lost User
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    why do you hate microsoft that much

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      why you people hate every thing that works

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Boukh wrote:

      why you people hate every thing that works

      Nope - I just dislike it when people try to chip in, and they rank at a negative on the clue-o-meter.

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        why do you hate microsoft that much

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Boukh wrote:

        why do you hate microsoft that much

        What? I like Microsoft. I'm not the one throwing out slander about Steve Ballmer here. Seriously, are you really this clueless or did the nurse let you out for the night?

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Boukh wrote:

          why you people hate every thing that works

          Nope - I just dislike it when people try to chip in, and they rank at a negative on the clue-o-meter.

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          Lost User
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          you should start think positive from now on

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            why you people hate every thing that works

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Boukh wrote:

            why you people hate every thing that works

            It works in general. But it has a shipload of issues that is creating problems that is not my fault. I can live with problems that I create myself. I can fix them. But waiting for more than half a year for Business Objects to fix some obscure bugs, IS getting on my mind. The problem is that the alternatives i have found so far isn't advanced enough or easy enough to use.

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            • J Jorgen Andersson

              Boukh wrote:

              why you people hate every thing that works

              It works in general. But it has a shipload of issues that is creating problems that is not my fault. I can live with problems that I create myself. I can fix them. But waiting for more than half a year for Business Objects to fix some obscure bugs, IS getting on my mind. The problem is that the alternatives i have found so far isn't advanced enough or easy enough to use.

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              Lost User
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              hope that someday we can do something about it

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Boukh wrote:

                why do you hate microsoft that much

                What? I like Microsoft. I'm not the one throwing out slander about Steve Ballmer here. Seriously, are you really this clueless or did the nurse let you out for the night?

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                Lost User
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                what? i ment it as a compliment for Steve Ballmer. how don't want to be in microsoft and Steve Ballmer is the one of the Steve Ballmer poineers. maybe you are the one who the nurse let you out for the night

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Boukh wrote:

                  why you people hate every thing that works

                  Nope - I just dislike it when people try to chip in, and they rank at a negative on the clue-o-meter.

                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                  Mark Salsbery
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                  Yeah Pete - time for a more positive attitude ;P

                  Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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                    Yeah Pete - time for a more positive attitude ;P

                    Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    Mark Salsbery wrote:

                    time for a more positive attitude

                    I want to maintain my lack of positivity. It's the bleak meaningless depression of my miserable existence that keeps me getting out of bed on a morning.

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                    • T Tim Carmichael

                      Yes, we all love to hate Crystal Reports, but, sometimes, we are forced to use it at our workplace. Today, one of the users reported an issue when printing reports from the Intranet; they were getting multiple copies. When I investigated, I discovered that the number of copies being printing was the square of the number of copies requested. Request 1, get one; request 2, get 4; request 3, get 9... After much searching, I found a serivce pack to address the issue... but, come on! What developer allowed THAT to slide into a commercial system??? Hopefully, the service pack doesn't break anything else... Tim

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                      Yusuf
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                      ask the users to submit square root of desired number of copies. you want 3 copies then request square root of 9, ouch mind boggling. ;P

                      Yusuf

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                      • L Lost User

                        what? i ment it as a compliment for Steve Ballmer. how don't want to be in microsoft and Steve Ballmer is the one of the Steve Ballmer poineers. maybe you are the one who the nurse let you out for the night

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        Boukh wrote:

                        i ment it as a compliment for Steve Ballmer

                        So, you call him gay and now it's a compliment. I realise that English isn't your first language, so you might actually want to pause and read things through a couple of times before you try to play catchup with the big boys. Hell, I suspect that language isn't your first language. ;P

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                        • L Lost User

                          what? i ment it as a compliment for Steve Ballmer. how don't want to be in microsoft and Steve Ballmer is the one of the Steve Ballmer poineers. maybe you are the one who the nurse let you out for the night

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                          keyboard warrior
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                          you wouldn't show that disrespect for the President of Lebanon or the Speaker of the Parliament.

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            Boukh wrote:

                            i ment it as a compliment for Steve Ballmer

                            So, you call him gay and now it's a compliment. I realise that English isn't your first language, so you might actually want to pause and read things through a couple of times before you try to play catchup with the big boys. Hell, I suspect that language isn't your first language. ;P

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                            Lost User
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                            yes english is my second language. but why?

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                              you wouldn't show that disrespect for the President of Lebanon or the Speaker of the Parliament.

                              ----------------------------------------------------------- Completion Deadline: two days before the day after tomorrow

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                              how said any thing about disrespect. by the way we don't have President now a days

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                              • M martin_hughes

                                Tim Carmichael wrote:

                                When I investigated, I discovered that the number of copies being printing was the square of the number of copies requested. Request 1, get one; request 2, get 4; request 3, get 9...

                                Perhaps it was by design - you all know that feeling when you get to a meeting and you realise you haven't printed off enough copies for all of the attendees :)

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                                MidwestLimey
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                                And that worked out just wonderfully until the afternoon of the company's annual status meeting .. "Let's see now we have 179 confirmed, I'll just tack on another 20 in case, oh lets just make it 200 even"


                                I'm largely language agnostic


                                After a while they all bug me :doh:


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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  Mark Salsbery wrote:

                                  time for a more positive attitude

                                  I want to maintain my lack of positivity. It's the bleak meaningless depression of my miserable existence that keeps me getting out of bed on a morning.

                                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                  martin_hughes
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                                  This is no time for Wuthering Heights, Pete! Even if it is me, your Kathy, come home!

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    how said any thing about disrespect. by the way we don't have President now a days

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                                    Thunderbox666
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                                    Boukh wrote:

                                    by the way we don't have President now a days

                                    With citizens like you, I cant blame him ;P


                                    "There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon

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                                    • J Jorgen Andersson

                                      I call it lack of competition! :|

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                                      leckey 0
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                                      Please do not reply to Boukh. He is making small pointless posts to up his status.

                                      Current Rant: "Pope Fever!!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                      • P Pete OHanlon

                                        Boukh wrote:

                                        why do you hate microsoft that much

                                        What? I like Microsoft. I'm not the one throwing out slander about Steve Ballmer here. Seriously, are you really this clueless or did the nurse let you out for the night?

                                        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                        leckey 0
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                                        I can't remember if you were part of some of the previous posts with this Boukh guy. He is making random dumb posts to get his status increased. But he is an idiot.

                                        Current Rant: "Pope Fever!!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                        • J Jorgen Andersson

                                          Tim Carmichael wrote:

                                          Yes, we all love to hate Crystal Reports, but, sometimes, we are forced to use it at our workplace.

                                          I've come to the same conclusion. But then I wondered, are there really no good alternatives? So as a little question to all CPians out there, which alternatives are there for making printed reports?

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                                          RedZenBird
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                                          see: http://fast-report.com/en/[^] Use it in lots of projects....its low cost, low-footprint (single dll for goodness sake)....and is easily embedded and made do lots of special / custom behaviors

                                          Just trying to keep the forces of entropy at bay

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