Bad Analogies
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Moses seems like a VB kinda guy. I would run to a galaxy far far away.
Todd Smith
Bite your tongue. Moses (especially the Charleton Heston version) was definitely a C/C++, native application sort. None of this namby-pamby-ooooh-I-can't-manage-my-own-memory crap for him.
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But a bad haircut after a week or so will not be so bad. A bad analogy doesn't likely improve with age.
BDF A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. -- Moliere
Big Daddy Farang wrote:
A bad analogy doesn't likely improve with age.
That's absolutely not true. Anyone remember this one? --> "A programmer trying to use a good analogy is like a chicken trying to farm broccoli. There's never enough tire pressure." - brianwelsch This one's so bad it's beautiful and it NEVER gets ugly!
Mike Poz
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
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I think he means that you are going to bring down the plagues on the clients. Obviously this is a mixed bag - on the one hand, you've got the fun of causing all the pestilence, etc... on the other hand though, you will be responsible for the sacrifice of all of the first born requirements. BTW - the project requirements will be delivered to you out of a burning bush. On a sad note - Charlton Heston isn't available to play you in the film version.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
On a sad note - Charlton Heston isn't available to play you in the film version.
That would get you a man point. If real men worried about them :doh:
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There's a Lot
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WTF??? He walks down a mountain (probably barefoot), in a big old unruly beard, he rants and raves, he's in a bad mood, and he's got rules engraved in stone. That definitely sounds like a C++ programmer to me!
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Bite your tongue. Moses (especially the Charleton Heston version) was definitely a C/C++, native application sort. None of this namby-pamby-ooooh-I-can't-manage-my-own-memory crap for him.
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![^] -
I think he means that you are going to bring down the plagues on the clients. Obviously this is a mixed bag - on the one hand, you've got the fun of causing all the pestilence, etc... on the other hand though, you will be responsible for the sacrifice of all of the first born requirements. BTW - the project requirements will be delivered to you out of a burning bush. On a sad note - Charlton Heston isn't available to play you in the film version.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Big Daddy Farang wrote:
A bad analogy doesn't likely improve with age.
That's absolutely not true. Anyone remember this one? --> "A programmer trying to use a good analogy is like a chicken trying to farm broccoli. There's never enough tire pressure." - brianwelsch This one's so bad it's beautiful and it NEVER gets ugly!
Mike Poz
Well you almost got me there. But I said, "doesn't likely." That gem is quite unlikely, the exception that whatever it does.... Please have another 5 with my complements. :)
BDF A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. -- Moliere
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway -
Well, according to "God: the Ultimate Autobiography" by Jeremy Pascall (the "holy ghost-writer"), God mumbles something about Gomorrahmy. All that is intelligible is that it somehow involved a goat and a plunger. BTW, if you want to laugh, pick up that book. It's amazing.
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway -
Why, yes, Sodom and Gomorrah were full of gay, happy, wild people. That is until someone forgot to invite God to their 21st orgy and he burnt it all down, or something. My Bible history is a bit rough. But definitely gay and happy for awhile.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
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BillWoodruff wrote:
how big will thy rod and thy staff b
No comment.
Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
So not that big then. Otherwise people would comment.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
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BillWoodruff wrote:
how big will thy rod and thy staff b
No comment.
Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
So not that big then. Otherwise people would comment.
regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
At least he achieved immortality for a few years.
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Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway -
Some recruiter just emailed me stating a company was looking for a Moses to lead their team. I replied that I couldn't promise it would take 40 years. Is there just a book of bad analogies out there? Or am I just overly sensitive to improper allusions?
Need a C# Consultant? I'm available.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest HemingwayThink you missed the main advantage... or disadvantage Your client would be a "Burning Bush" Thus no point handing over any paper work....! Any dispuits and ... well "Kiss Your Ass Good Bye"