Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. QOTD

QOTD

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
phpvisual-studiocom
27 Posts 20 Posters 2 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • D Dalek Dave

    For Sale, French Rifles, Never Fired, only dropped once.

    ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

    B Offline
    B Offline
    Baconbutty
    wrote on last edited by
    #10

    Just wiping the coffee off my screen .........

    I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

    R 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • B Baconbutty

      Just wiping the coffee off my screen .........

      I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

      R Offline
      R Offline
      Rajesh R Subramanian
      wrote on last edited by
      #11

      Baconbutty wrote:

      Just wiping the coffee off my screen .........

      We use coffee cup in India. It's a lot more easier to clean.

      Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • P PIEBALDconsult

        If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

        L Offline
        L Offline
        leppie
        wrote on last edited by
        #12

        coitus interruptus ? ;P

        xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
        IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

        G 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • P PIEBALDconsult

          If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

          R Offline
          R Offline
          Ri Qen Sin
          wrote on last edited by
          #13

          Ironically, it's only a mistake if you interrupt or find out! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

          So the creationist says: Everything must have a designer. God designed everything. I say: Why is God the only exception? Why not make the "designs" (like man) exceptions and make God a creation of man?

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • P PIEBALDconsult

            If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

            X Offline
            X Offline
            Xiangyang Liu
            wrote on last edited by
            #14

            PIEBALDconsult wrote:

            If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

            Wow, that was one fatal mistake.

            My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

            modified on Monday, June 30, 2008 1:30 PM

            L 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • D Dalek Dave

              For Sale, French Rifles, Never Fired, only dropped once.

              ------------------------------------ "I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox. "You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot "Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

              E Offline
              E Offline
              eyeseetee
              wrote on last edited by
              #15

              Thats just a great line :laugh:

              We are not a Code Charity

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • L leppie

                coitus interruptus ? ;P

                xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

                G Offline
                G Offline
                Gary Wheeler
                wrote on last edited by
                #16

                They said French, not Latin.

                Software Zen: delete this;

                L 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • G Gary Wheeler

                  They said French, not Latin.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

                  L Offline
                  L Offline
                  leppie
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #17

                  Ok, just add 'e's to the end :)

                  xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                  IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • X Xiangyang Liu

                    PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                    If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

                    Wow, that was one fatal mistake.

                    My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

                    modified on Monday, June 30, 2008 1:30 PM

                    L Offline
                    L Offline
                    leppie
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #18

                    Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes :)

                    xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                    IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

                    B X 2 Replies Last reply
                    0
                    • L leppie

                      Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes :)

                      xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                      IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

                      B Offline
                      B Offline
                      BonshatS
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #19

                      Most limit themselves to one fatal mistake at a time, but I suppose some people are just greedy.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • L leppie

                        Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes :)

                        xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                        IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

                        X Offline
                        X Offline
                        Xiangyang Liu
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #20

                        leppie wrote:

                        Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes

                        It depends: Scenario 1: The husband shot the man who was committing the mistake with his wife. One fatal mistake. Scenario 2: The husband shot the wife, too. Two fatal mistakes. Scenario 3: The busband was shot while interrupting other's mistake. One fatal mistake. :laugh:

                        My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

                        modified on Monday, June 30, 2008 1:47 PM

                        R 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • L leppie

                          "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

                          xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                          IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

                          J Offline
                          J Offline
                          jgrogan
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #21

                          Actually, the quote was made by Nelson and refered to the French.

                          leppie wrote:

                          "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

                          L 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • J jgrogan

                            Actually, the quote was made by Nelson and refered to the French.

                            leppie wrote:

                            "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

                            L Offline
                            L Offline
                            Lost User
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #22

                            jgrogan wrote:

                            Actually, the quote was made by Nelson

                            Gotta reference? Everything I find attributes it to Napoleon.

                            M 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • L leppie

                              "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

                              xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                              IronScheme - 1.0 alpha 4a out now (29 May 2008)

                              J Offline
                              J Offline
                              Joe Woodbury
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #23

                              I've long been bemused by the irony of this quote considering how far Napoleon overextended, especially in relation to Russia.

                              Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

                              C 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • L Lost User

                                jgrogan wrote:

                                Actually, the quote was made by Nelson

                                Gotta reference? Everything I find attributes it to Napoleon.

                                M Offline
                                M Offline
                                Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #24

                                You'd sorta expect that, him being a brit and it was contested between Lord Nelson and His Imperial Majesty, Napoleon Bonaparte ;)

                                "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • R Rage

                                  You mean we should let them post programming questions in the lounge ? Oh :sigh:

                                  ~RaGE();

                                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
                                  Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

                                  E Offline
                                  E Offline
                                  Eytukan
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #25

                                  No it's when they answer to a programming question in the Lounge.:cool:


                                  OK,. what country just started work for the day ? The ASP.NET forum is flooded with retarded questions. -Christian Graus Best wishes to Rexx[^]

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • J Joe Woodbury

                                    I've long been bemused by the irony of this quote considering how far Napoleon overextended, especially in relation to Russia.

                                    Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

                                    C Offline
                                    C Offline
                                    Christopher Duncan
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #26

                                    I think it's the utmost in wartime courtesy that his enemies were considerate enough to not interrupt him. On a related note, I do so love the rules of war. "Okay, we're going to kill each other and dance in the blood, but hey - let's be civilized about this."

                                    Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                                      leppie wrote:

                                      Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes

                                      It depends: Scenario 1: The husband shot the man who was committing the mistake with his wife. One fatal mistake. Scenario 2: The husband shot the wife, too. Two fatal mistakes. Scenario 3: The busband was shot while interrupting other's mistake. One fatal mistake. :laugh:

                                      My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

                                      modified on Monday, June 30, 2008 1:47 PM

                                      R Offline
                                      R Offline
                                      Rajesh R Subramanian
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #27

                                      Xiangyang Liu wrote:

                                      Scenario 3: The busband was shot while interrupting other's mistake. One fatal mistake.

                                      Shooting a busband is banned in India. I agree it is a fatal mistake though. :laugh:

                                      Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      Reply
                                      • Reply as topic
                                      Log in to reply
                                      • Oldest to Newest
                                      • Newest to Oldest
                                      • Most Votes


                                      • Login

                                      • Don't have an account? Register

                                      • Login or register to search.
                                      • First post
                                        Last post
                                      0
                                      • Categories
                                      • Recent
                                      • Tags
                                      • Popular
                                      • World
                                      • Users
                                      • Groups