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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

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    leppie
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    coitus interruptus ? ;P

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    • P PIEBALDconsult

      If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

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      Ri Qen Sin
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      Ironically, it's only a mistake if you interrupt or find out! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      So the creationist says: Everything must have a designer. God designed everything. I say: Why is God the only exception? Why not make the "designs" (like man) exceptions and make God a creation of man?

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      • P PIEBALDconsult

        If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

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        Xiangyang Liu
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        PIEBALDconsult wrote:

        If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

        Wow, that was one fatal mistake.

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          eyeseetee
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          Thats just a great line :laugh:

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            coitus interruptus ? ;P

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            Gary Wheeler
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            They said French, not Latin.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            • G Gary Wheeler

              They said French, not Latin.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              leppie
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              Ok, just add 'e's to the end :)

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              • X Xiangyang Liu

                PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                If the mistake my enemy is making involves my wife...

                Wow, that was one fatal mistake.

                My .NET Business Application Framework My Home Page My Younger Son & His "PET"

                modified on Monday, June 30, 2008 1:30 PM

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                leppie
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                Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes :)

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                • L leppie

                  Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes :)

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                  BonshatS
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                  Most limit themselves to one fatal mistake at a time, but I suppose some people are just greedy.

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                  • L leppie

                    Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes :)

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                    Xiangyang Liu
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                    leppie wrote:

                    Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes

                    It depends: Scenario 1: The husband shot the man who was committing the mistake with his wife. One fatal mistake. Scenario 2: The husband shot the wife, too. Two fatal mistakes. Scenario 3: The busband was shot while interrupting other's mistake. One fatal mistake. :laugh:

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                    • L leppie

                      "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

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                      Actually, the quote was made by Nelson and refered to the French.

                      leppie wrote:

                      "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

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                      • J jgrogan

                        Actually, the quote was made by Nelson and refered to the French.

                        leppie wrote:

                        "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

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                        Lost User
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                        jgrogan wrote:

                        Actually, the quote was made by Nelson

                        Gotta reference? Everything I find attributes it to Napoleon.

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                        • L leppie

                          "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

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                          Joe Woodbury
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                          I've long been bemused by the irony of this quote considering how far Napoleon overextended, especially in relation to Russia.

                          Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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                            jgrogan wrote:

                            Actually, the quote was made by Nelson

                            Gotta reference? Everything I find attributes it to Napoleon.

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                            You'd sorta expect that, him being a brit and it was contested between Lord Nelson and His Imperial Majesty, Napoleon Bonaparte ;)

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                              You mean we should let them post programming questions in the lounge ? Oh :sigh:

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                              Eytukan
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                              No it's when they answer to a programming question in the Lounge.:cool:


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                              • J Joe Woodbury

                                I've long been bemused by the irony of this quote considering how far Napoleon overextended, especially in relation to Russia.

                                Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke

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                                Christopher Duncan
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                                I think it's the utmost in wartime courtesy that his enemies were considerate enough to not interrupt him. On a related note, I do so love the rules of war. "Okay, we're going to kill each other and dance in the blood, but hey - let's be civilized about this."

                                Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

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                                • X Xiangyang Liu

                                  leppie wrote:

                                  Funny, I thought it was TWO fatal mistakes

                                  It depends: Scenario 1: The husband shot the man who was committing the mistake with his wife. One fatal mistake. Scenario 2: The husband shot the wife, too. Two fatal mistakes. Scenario 3: The busband was shot while interrupting other's mistake. One fatal mistake. :laugh:

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                                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                  Xiangyang Liu wrote:

                                  Scenario 3: The busband was shot while interrupting other's mistake. One fatal mistake.

                                  Shooting a busband is banned in India. I agree it is a fatal mistake though. :laugh:

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