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A fine display of Australian Chivalry.

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  • L leckey 0

    NZ does have more sheep than people and they are also the most fit population on work. Insert your own joke.

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    bryce
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    Yeah but Australia has more sheep fullstop and if you live in an australian city you'll be more than aware of two things 1. the long line of traffic leaving the city for the country on Friday afternoon 2. the fact that Australian women are continually bemoaning the lack of blokes Bryce

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    • P Pete OHanlon

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      _Damian S_
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      Regardless of whether people are up in arms about this or not, he has spoken the truth. If you are an ugly female, and if there are more females than males in your area, then the law of averages says that you will miss out (everything else being equal), as men would choose a good looking girl over an ugly one. Therefore, if you move to an area where the men outnumber the women FIVE TO ONE, you must (by definition) improve your chances of finding a partner... People in general (and feminazis in particular) seem to be far too ready to get all offended about things...

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Like a sort of reverse Baywatch? I would have to say that Sarah Jessica Parker would figure in it. Half woman, half horse.

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        El Corazon
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        well, actually I was referring to the site.... I am one of those who can't visit foreign sites.... :sigh: I have managed to get a general idea of the subject now though...

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          Thunderbox666
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          Do you know how much the rest of us had to pay him to try and take our ugl... 'beauty-disadvantaged' women? We were just trying to clean up our towns, and we couldn't think of a more appropriate spot to send them


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          • E El Corazon

            is there a US version yet? :sigh:

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            yes[^]

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            • E El Corazon

              is there a US version yet? :sigh:

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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              MrPlankton
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              In the south I would say if you are looking for truly ugly women, go to any Steak n'Shake or CeCe's Pizza.

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              • P Perspx

                But Mr Molony has refused to apologise for the remarks, saying he was "telling it like it is" in the Queensland town. I bet he's a fat ugly man looking for women.. If so, shouldn't someone tell HIM like it is? Regards, --Perspx

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                MrPlankton
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                Some fat ugly men do quite well. Not really fair though.

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                • M Miszou

                  Did anyone bother to check what the local sheep population was? Or am I thinking of New Zealand? Or was it Wales? Hmm.

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                  JimmyRopes
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                  Did anyone bother to check what the local sheep population was? 21,421 Even the ladies have a lamb named Sheila. :-D

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

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                    blackjack2150
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                    That picture is great!

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                    • B blackjack2150

                      That picture is great!

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                      Gzep
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                      G'day. I reckon Mr Molony had good idea, and is just trying to turn a frontier town into a society. Just wait until those ladies find out that the miners make 2 to 3 TIMES the national average wage, and accommodation is real cheap out there... thousands of guys, with lots of money - he'll get some.

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        In 2006, there were just 819 women aged 20-24 living there out of a total population of 21,421, according to the most recent census. They forgot "and 10,500 aged 65+." Marc

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                        Roger Wright
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                        Marc Clifton wrote:

                        They forgot "and 10,500 aged 65+."

                        And the 6,457 who prefer ruminants and semi-aquatic rodents of the family Castoridae as lovers...

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                        • E El Corazon

                          well, actually I was referring to the site.... I am one of those who can't visit foreign sites.... :sigh: I have managed to get a general idea of the subject now though...

                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                          Dan Neely
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                          Not the whole article for obvious reasons but should be enough: Australian plea for 'ugly' women The last census showed there were just 819 women aged 20-24 in Mount Isa The mayor of a remote Australian mining town has come under fire after saying that female "ugly ducklings" might benefit from its shortage of women. John Molony told a newspaper last week that "with five blokes to every girl, may I suggest that beauty-disadvantaged women should proceed to Mount Isa". The council has since been swamped with complaints from both men and women. But Mr Molony has refused to apologise for the remarks, saying he was "telling it like it is" in the Queensland town. Located 1,829km (1,136 miles) from Brisbane, Mount Isa is home to one of the world's biggest underground mines. In 2006, there were just 819 women aged 20-24 living there out of a total population of 21,421, according to the most recent census.

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                          • L leckey 0

                            NZ does have more sheep than people and they are also the most fit population on work. Insert your own joke.

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                            z974647
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                            Bet the sheep there are really happy. Re: the NOW site... What was it the late George Carlin said about this topic? I paraphrase here: "Women's libbers? Why do they want liberation? Most of them are women you wouldn't want to **** anyway". :laugh:

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                            • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                              Let me know when there is an island of female super models that are lonely because not enough men live there and I think I might care more.

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                              z974647
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                              We'll be glad to send em ship loads of 5'2" 240 lb specimens from here in the midwest. :wtf:

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                              • D Dirk Higbee

                                Miszou wrote:

                                the local sheep population

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                                GrizzlyDoug
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                                That location has some great scenery, but there are some slim pickens there.

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                                • M MrPlankton

                                  In the south I would say if you are looking for truly ugly women, go to any Steak n'Shake or CeCe's Pizza.

                                  MrPlankton

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                                  JasonCordes
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                                  MrPlankton wrote:

                                  In the south I would say if you are looking for truly ugly women, go to any Steak n'Shake or CeCe's Pizza.

                                  mmmm steak n' shake. I miss steak n' shake.

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                                    We'll be glad to send em ship loads of 5'2" 240 lb specimens from here in the midwest. :wtf:

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                                    Dan Neely
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                                    Is that height or diameter? X|

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                                    • D Dirk Higbee

                                      Just go to any mall or any Wally World here in the fat capital of the NW and you'll ask yourself over and over, 'what's he doing with her'

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                                      Trevortni
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                                      Well, until you get a good look at him, anyway.

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