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What would YOU put in the LHC?

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  • L Lost User

    I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

    Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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    Jim Roth
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    Marshmallows and chocolate. Duh.

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    • L Lost User

      I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

      Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      bjgrem
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      George W and a sewer rat. Never know, it might make him smarter. :)

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      • L Lost User

        I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

        Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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        Bassam Abdul Baki
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        Another LHC in two ways. The first time going the same way, the second going the opposite. See what happens. Do we go faster than light? Do we cancel light?


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        • B Bassam Abdul Baki

          Another LHC in two ways. The first time going the same way, the second going the opposite. See what happens. Do we go faster than light? Do we cancel light?


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          Dan Neely
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          They're well ahead of you. They already run particles in both directions. You get asymptotically closer to the speed of light. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocity-addition_formula[^]

          Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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          • D Dan Neely

            They're well ahead of you. They already run particles in both directions. You get asymptotically closer to the speed of light. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocity-addition_formula[^]

            Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            You get closer to the speed of light when you're not at the speed of light. What happens when you are? Does that mean you can't scratch your nose if it itches?


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            • L Lost User

              I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

              Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              Naturality
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              I hear they're already planning the VLHC(Very Large Hadron Collider) for 50 years time, so that would be the RVBLHC(Really Very Big Large Hadron Collider) :o If it were up to me, I'd smash pigeons. ...or maybe 2 Higgs Bosons!

              "Sir, I protest. I am NOT a merry man!"

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              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                You get closer to the speed of light when you're not at the speed of light. What happens when you are? Does that mean you can't scratch your nose if it itches?


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                Dan Neely
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                Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                What happens when you are?

                *You* can't be. No object with nonzero mass can reach the speed of light (in a vacuum) without an infinite input of energy. Any mass less particle (photons) can only travel at the speed of light (in the medium they're in). They don't experience time at all. Absolutely zero time (in the photons frame of reference) passes between emission and absorption.

                Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                • L Lost User

                  I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                  Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  Theodore M Seeber
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                  Fairy cake and a really, really, strong brownian motion generator (such as a cup of tea).

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                  • D Dan Neely

                    Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                    What happens when you are?

                    *You* can't be. No object with nonzero mass can reach the speed of light (in a vacuum) without an infinite input of energy. Any mass less particle (photons) can only travel at the speed of light (in the medium they're in). They don't experience time at all. Absolutely zero time (in the photons frame of reference) passes between emission and absorption.

                    Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    See, that's why I can't accept it. The idea of a particle being massless is unintuitive and unacceptable to me. Everything must have a mass, no matter how small. Infinitesimally small is not massless.


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                    • L Lost User

                      I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                      Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      TestShoot
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                      my project manager and account manager. no explanation needed.

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                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                        See, that's why I can't accept it. The idea of a particle being massless is unintuitive and unacceptable to me. Everything must have a mass, no matter how small. Infinitesimally small is not massless.


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                        Andy Brummer
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                        Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                        The idea of a particle being massless is unintuitive and unacceptable to me.

                        That's probably one of the least unintuitive things about quantum mechanics. :)

                        I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                        • A Andy Brummer

                          Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                          The idea of a particle being massless is unintuitive and unacceptable to me.

                          That's probably one of the least unintuitive things about quantum mechanics. :)

                          I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                          Maybe so, but I just can't accept it. God creating a universe about nothing.


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                          • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                            Maybe so, but I just can't accept it. God creating a universe about nothing.


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                            Andy Brummer
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                            That's my take on it, the God/Higher Power that created quantum mechanics is an a**hole.

                            I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                            • A Andy Brummer

                              That's my take on it, the God/Higher Power that created quantum mechanics is an a**hole.

                              I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                              Bassam Abdul Baki
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                              Hey now. You be nice George. We may just not be smart enough to understand it all yet. Give it time.


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                              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                Hey now. You be nice George. We may just not be smart enough to understand it all yet. Give it time.


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                                Andy Brummer
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                                Actually, I'm not sure our species is capable of understanding it all. :sigh:

                                I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                                • A Andy Brummer

                                  Actually, I'm not sure our species is capable of understanding it all. :sigh:

                                  I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                  Probably not. Dolphins will evolve a million years from now and advance way beyond what primates did.


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                                  • L Lost User

                                    I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                                    Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                    Mike_Finch
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                                    One of those big jars of olives I can never get opened.

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                                    • T Theodore M Seeber

                                      Fairy cake and a really, really, strong brownian motion generator (such as a cup of tea).

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                                      bjgrem
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                                      Trying to find our place in the universe? :-D

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                                      • E Erdi Calli

                                        CTRL and ALT to one side and DEL to other side(assuming that LHC is using Windows 95) to save the world. ;P

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                                        Quentin in SA
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                                        There's a really fat and grumpy lady in our office. Suppose I could add a wall for her to colide with... How big is this thing again?

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                                          Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                          CarlMon
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                                          We should put another LHC in the LHC. Both should run particles in the same direction to break the speed of light (before Usain Bolt beats us to it!!). Who's with me?

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