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What would YOU put in the LHC?

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  • L Lost User

    I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

    Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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    Theodore M Seeber
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    Fairy cake and a really, really, strong brownian motion generator (such as a cup of tea).

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    • D Dan Neely

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      What happens when you are?

      *You* can't be. No object with nonzero mass can reach the speed of light (in a vacuum) without an infinite input of energy. Any mass less particle (photons) can only travel at the speed of light (in the medium they're in). They don't experience time at all. Absolutely zero time (in the photons frame of reference) passes between emission and absorption.

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      Bassam Abdul Baki
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      See, that's why I can't accept it. The idea of a particle being massless is unintuitive and unacceptable to me. Everything must have a mass, no matter how small. Infinitesimally small is not massless.


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      • L Lost User

        I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

        Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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        TestShoot
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        • B Bassam Abdul Baki

          See, that's why I can't accept it. The idea of a particle being massless is unintuitive and unacceptable to me. Everything must have a mass, no matter how small. Infinitesimally small is not massless.


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          Andy Brummer
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          Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

          The idea of a particle being massless is unintuitive and unacceptable to me.

          That's probably one of the least unintuitive things about quantum mechanics. :)

          I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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          • A Andy Brummer

            Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

            The idea of a particle being massless is unintuitive and unacceptable to me.

            That's probably one of the least unintuitive things about quantum mechanics. :)

            I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            Maybe so, but I just can't accept it. God creating a universe about nothing.


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            • B Bassam Abdul Baki

              Maybe so, but I just can't accept it. God creating a universe about nothing.


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              Andy Brummer
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              That's my take on it, the God/Higher Power that created quantum mechanics is an a**hole.

              I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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              • A Andy Brummer

                That's my take on it, the God/Higher Power that created quantum mechanics is an a**hole.

                I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                Hey now. You be nice George. We may just not be smart enough to understand it all yet. Give it time.


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                • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                  Hey now. You be nice George. We may just not be smart enough to understand it all yet. Give it time.


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                  Andy Brummer
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                  Actually, I'm not sure our species is capable of understanding it all. :sigh:

                  I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                  • A Andy Brummer

                    Actually, I'm not sure our species is capable of understanding it all. :sigh:

                    I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    Probably not. Dolphins will evolve a million years from now and advance way beyond what primates did.


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                    • L Lost User

                      I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                      Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      Mike_Finch
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                      One of those big jars of olives I can never get opened.

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                      • T Theodore M Seeber

                        Fairy cake and a really, really, strong brownian motion generator (such as a cup of tea).

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                        bjgrem
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                        Trying to find our place in the universe? :-D

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                        • E Erdi Calli

                          CTRL and ALT to one side and DEL to other side(assuming that LHC is using Windows 95) to save the world. ;P

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                          Quentin in SA
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                          There's a really fat and grumpy lady in our office. Suppose I could add a wall for her to colide with... How big is this thing again?

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                          • L Lost User

                            I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                            Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                            CarlMon
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                            We should put another LHC in the LHC. Both should run particles in the same direction to break the speed of light (before Usain Bolt beats us to it!!). Who's with me?

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                            • B bjgrem

                              Trying to find our place in the universe? :-D

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                              Theodore M Seeber
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                              Depends whether you read or listen. Either trying to find our place in the universe, or simply trying to recreate it.

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                              • Z Zhat

                                Haha! I'd pay money to see that happen...

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                                Trevortni
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                                But if you were watching, then the cat would only be on one side.

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                                • L Lost User

                                  I woke up this morning after dreaming about the LHC. I have no life! But I was thinking - it's really big (why isn't it the RBHC?) but they are just smashing particles together.. or so they tell us. In my dream we were putting all sorts of stuff in there. The only one I remember was Pizza. Two pizzas at near light speed .. WHAMMO .. and the cheese got into he magnets, and that was the end of that. So, in the interests of wasting a few minutes - what would you put in the LHC, and why?

                                  Take a chill pill, Daddy-o .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                  Trevortni
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                                  Was it Golden Grahams or some cheesy cracker snack that used to have commercials concerning how they were able to fit so much of the appropriate flavor into such a small bit of food? Well, now we know how they did it. But they obviously built a better one, and handed the old one down to the physicists, I guess....

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