If only you could debug a woman...
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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OMG, a backdoor! :omg:
I see dead pixels Yes, even I am blogging now!
OMG, a pun! :omg:
----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
How about:
[System.ObsoleteAttribute(true)]
public class BreastCancer : Ailments.Cancer
{
...
}And maybe add more unit tests. :cool:
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.
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Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
You're a suck up....
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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You're a suck up....
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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How about:
[System.ObsoleteAttribute(true)]
public class BreastCancer : Ailments.Cancer
{
...
}And maybe add more unit tests. :cool:
Well this is creative thinking :-)
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
Well, I was going to go with the Minogue, Cruz, Hayek triumvirate but your list is good too.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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:laugh: nice one. if only i were witty enough to make some kind of HUMAN OS joke. guess i need an upgrade.
----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford
Whatever you do, do NOT use Microsoft Update. It will only make it worse.
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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How about:
[System.ObsoleteAttribute(true)]
public class BreastCancer : Ailments.Cancer
{
...
}And maybe add more unit tests. :cool:
I suppose you could add PMT to that list as well.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
You're still a suck up... :P
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
The one thing I have learned in my short life is to sympathise with women. Do not try and fix them.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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The one thing I have learned in my short life is to sympathise with women. Do not try and fix them.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Paul Watson wrote:
Do not try and fix them.
Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)
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Well, I was going to go with the Minogue, Cruz, Hayek triumvirate but your list is good too.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
You know I'd seen pictures of Kylie - total baberaham lincoln, but never heard any of her tunes. Then a few weeks ago a watched some stuff on youtube. Sigh. Damn she's cute, but the music is just awful, for the most part. Oh well, you can't have it all, and she's just so damn cute, it's hard to be bothered at it!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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You know I'd seen pictures of Kylie - total baberaham lincoln, but never heard any of her tunes. Then a few weeks ago a watched some stuff on youtube. Sigh. Damn she's cute, but the music is just awful, for the most part. Oh well, you can't have it all, and she's just so damn cute, it's hard to be bothered at it!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
I think she's a bush pig.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Well, isn't that the thing that needs debugging then ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Paul Watson wrote:
Do not try and fix them.
Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
Because they are irreversibly broken...? Wink
Maybe, but then so are we men.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Paul Watson wrote:
Do not try and fix them.
Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
More unit testing, please!
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perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:
----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford
I would write them all down in the forum post but I am worried I might cause a Memory Overflow and bring down the servers..