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If only you could debug a woman...

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  • J Jim Crafton

    You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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    Pete OHanlon
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    Well, I was going to go with the Minogue, Cruz, Hayek triumvirate but your list is good too.

    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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    • K keyboard warrior

      :laugh: nice one. if only i were witty enough to make some kind of HUMAN OS joke. guess i need an upgrade.

      ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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      Daniel Cohen Gindi
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      Whatever you do, do NOT use Microsoft Update. It will only make it worse.

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      • P PIEBALDconsult

        How about:

        [System.ObsoleteAttribute(true)]
        public class BreastCancer : Ailments.Cancer
        {
        ...
        }

        And maybe add more unit tests. :cool:

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        Pete OHanlon
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        I suppose you could add PMT to that list as well.

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).

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          Paul Watson
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          You're still a suck up... :P

          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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          • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

            What would you fix?

            ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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            Paul Watson
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            The one thing I have learned in my short life is to sympathise with women. Do not try and fix them.

            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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              The one thing I have learned in my short life is to sympathise with women. Do not try and fix them.

              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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              Jorgen Sigvardsson
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              Paul Watson wrote:

              Do not try and fix them.

              Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)

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                Well, I was going to go with the Minogue, Cruz, Hayek triumvirate but your list is good too.

                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                Jim Crafton
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                You know I'd seen pictures of Kylie - total baberaham lincoln, but never heard any of her tunes. Then a few weeks ago a watched some stuff on youtube. Sigh. Damn she's cute, but the music is just awful, for the most part. Oh well, you can't have it all, and she's just so damn cute, it's hard to be bothered at it!

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  You know I'd seen pictures of Kylie - total baberaham lincoln, but never heard any of her tunes. Then a few weeks ago a watched some stuff on youtube. Sigh. Damn she's cute, but the music is just awful, for the most part. Oh well, you can't have it all, and she's just so damn cute, it's hard to be bothered at it!

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                  Christian Graus
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                  I think she's a bush pig.

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).

                    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                    Christian Graus
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                    Well, isn't that the thing that needs debugging then ?

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      Paul Watson wrote:

                      Do not try and fix them.

                      Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)

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                      Paul Watson
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                      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                      Because they are irreversibly broken...? Wink

                      Maybe, but then so are we men.

                      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                        Paul Watson wrote:

                        Do not try and fix them.

                        Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)

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                        Lost User
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                        Because we are perfect :)

                        Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                          What would you fix?

                          ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                          Judah Gabriel Himango
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                          More unit testing, please!

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                          • K keyboard warrior

                            perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:

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                            CARPETBURNER
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                            I would write them all down in the forum post but I am worried I might cause a Memory Overflow and bring down the servers..

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                            • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                              What would you fix?

                              ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                              thrakazog
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                              Come on people think outside the box. Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast to a collection of Breasts. We'll default the collection to start with 2 and sky's the limit from there. :)

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                                I suppose you could add PMT to that list as well.

                                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                The wife made a call to: this.ReproductiveSystem.Dispose() ; Then it got garbage collected.

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                                  Come on people think outside the box. Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast to a collection of Breasts. We'll default the collection to start with 2 and sky's the limit from there. :)

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  thrakazog wrote:

                                  Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast

                                  I thought you were going to suggest a quick sort there. Swap left breast for right breast.

                                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                  • P Paul Watson

                                    You're still a suck up... :P

                                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    Skirting the kid sister rule here, but I'm hoping she's a suck up. (Make your own jokes here).

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                                    • P Pete OHanlon

                                      thrakazog wrote:

                                      Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast

                                      I thought you were going to suggest a quick sort there. Swap left breast for right breast.

                                      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                                      thrakazog
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                                      Well, once in a collection you could use linq to sort them by cup size etc.

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                                      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                        What would you fix?

                                        ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                                        Gary Kirkham
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                                        If I have heard it once, then I have heard it...well...more than once. They don't need to be fixed, they just need you to listen to them. Which is apparently diferent than just hearing what they are saying.

                                        Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                                        • J Jim Crafton

                                          You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.

                                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                                          VentsyV
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                                          Jim Crafton wrote:

                                          You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.

                                          Damn right !

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