If only you could debug a woman...
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You know I'd seen pictures of Kylie - total baberaham lincoln, but never heard any of her tunes. Then a few weeks ago a watched some stuff on youtube. Sigh. Damn she's cute, but the music is just awful, for the most part. Oh well, you can't have it all, and she's just so damn cute, it's hard to be bothered at it!
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I think she's a bush pig.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Well, isn't that the thing that needs debugging then ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Paul Watson wrote:
Do not try and fix them.
Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:
Because they are irreversibly broken...? Wink
Maybe, but then so are we men.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Paul Watson wrote:
Do not try and fix them.
Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
More unit testing, please!
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perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:
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I would write them all down in the forum post but I am worried I might cause a Memory Overflow and bring down the servers..
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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I suppose you could add PMT to that list as well.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
The wife made a call to:
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Come on people think outside the box. Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast to a collection of Breasts. We'll default the collection to start with 2 and sky's the limit from there. :)
thrakazog wrote:
Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast
I thought you were going to suggest a quick sort there. Swap left breast for right breast.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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You're still a suck up... :P
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Skirting the kid sister rule here, but I'm hoping she's a suck up. (Make your own jokes here).
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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thrakazog wrote:
Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast
I thought you were going to suggest a quick sort there. Swap left breast for right breast.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
If I have heard it once, then I have heard it...well...more than once. They don't need to be fixed, they just need you to listen to them. Which is apparently diferent than just hearing what they are saying.
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You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.
Damn right !
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More unit testing, please!
I thought I said that. Well, I guess it's important enough.
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If I have heard it once, then I have heard it...well...more than once. They don't need to be fixed, they just need you to listen to them. Which is apparently diferent than just hearing what they are saying.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
I generally don't even hear what she says over "the voices".
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
I would fix it so they couldn't run faster than me. Right now, there aren't too many I can catch. As it is, I can only hope to draft the ones using walkers so if they make a mistake in a turn, I can easily overtake them.
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Because we are perfect :)
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:rolleyes: And I'm a cat covered in marmalade.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
The Woman kernel actually functions pretty well, aside from certain limitations of the thread scheduler that preclude making anything happen in real time. I especially like the
ChoclateAndFlowersinterrupt - very handy that. Some of the user level stuff could use a little work. There's a nastyAnyNewsOnTheJobFrontloop that can happen in the Mother extension when the offspring starts working contract. There doesn't seem to be a timeout on this one. Not a show stopper, but takes up cycles. There's also a nasty crash in theMaleFogotMyBirthdayroutine that can happen in GirlFriend mode, or when running Wife.ChoclateAndFlowersis helpful here, but you still need permissions - this one has been known to Blues Scream. Debugging Woman is inherently difficult, due to the non-determinisic threading model, and should be limited to high level break points such as "How was your day, honey?". Do not rely on Edit and Continue for things like "I'm going down to the pub with the guys", and take anything you see in the call stack with a grain of salt. Calls toDiscountorSaleTodayrarely show up in anything but the system logs or possibly event viewer, depending on purchase authorization. Treat Woman with R-E-S-P-E-C-T and you should have no problems. Make sure the garbage collection routines are run frequently, and proper cleanup is performed after invoking any personal applications client side. Do try and get some good hardware - there are some units that will tend to expand ifChoclateAndFlowersis overused, and can overheat after a certain period. Lastly, make it perfectly clear that you know she's just perfect, and you wouldn't change a thing. Even if you could. :rose: -
The Woman kernel actually functions pretty well, aside from certain limitations of the thread scheduler that preclude making anything happen in real time. I especially like the
ChoclateAndFlowersinterrupt - very handy that. Some of the user level stuff could use a little work. There's a nastyAnyNewsOnTheJobFrontloop that can happen in the Mother extension when the offspring starts working contract. There doesn't seem to be a timeout on this one. Not a show stopper, but takes up cycles. There's also a nasty crash in theMaleFogotMyBirthdayroutine that can happen in GirlFriend mode, or when running Wife.ChoclateAndFlowersis helpful here, but you still need permissions - this one has been known to Blues Scream. Debugging Woman is inherently difficult, due to the non-determinisic threading model, and should be limited to high level break points such as "How was your day, honey?". Do not rely on Edit and Continue for things like "I'm going down to the pub with the guys", and take anything you see in the call stack with a grain of salt. Calls toDiscountorSaleTodayrarely show up in anything but the system logs or possibly event viewer, depending on purchase authorization. Treat Woman with R-E-S-P-E-C-T and you should have no problems. Make sure the garbage collection routines are run frequently, and proper cleanup is performed after invoking any personal applications client side. Do try and get some good hardware - there are some units that will tend to expand ifChoclateAndFlowersis overused, and can overheat after a certain period. Lastly, make it perfectly clear that you know she's just perfect, and you wouldn't change a thing. Even if you could. :rose: -
I would fix it so they couldn't run faster than me. Right now, there aren't too many I can catch. As it is, I can only hope to draft the ones using walkers so if they make a mistake in a turn, I can easily overtake them.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001