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If only you could debug a woman...

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  • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

    What would you fix?

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    Jim Crafton
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    You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.

      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      Christian Graus
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      You're a suck up....

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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        You're a suck up....

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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        Pete OHanlon
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        No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).

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        • P PIEBALDconsult

          How about:

          [System.ObsoleteAttribute(true)]
          public class BreastCancer : Ailments.Cancer
          {
          ...
          }

          And maybe add more unit tests. :cool:

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          Daniel Cohen Gindi
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          Well this is creative thinking :-)

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          • K keyboard warrior

            :laugh: nice one. if only i were witty enough to make some kind of HUMAN OS joke. guess i need an upgrade.

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            Daniel Cohen Gindi
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            Whatever you do, do NOT use Microsoft Update. It will only make it worse.

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            • J Jim Crafton

              You've clearly not been around many women. You let them run in Release mode, and stay the hell out of their way. Debugging, in this case, is for nut jobs and lunatics with an extraordinarily high pain threshold. Oh and Pete's suggestion is a good one, only I'd add the Triumvirate to the list - Bellucci, Berry, and Hayek.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Well, I was going to go with the Minogue, Cruz, Hayek triumvirate but your list is good too.

              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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              • P PIEBALDconsult

                How about:

                [System.ObsoleteAttribute(true)]
                public class BreastCancer : Ailments.Cancer
                {
                ...
                }

                And maybe add more unit tests. :cool:

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                Pete OHanlon
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                I suppose you could add PMT to that list as well.

                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).

                  Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                  Paul Watson
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                  You're still a suck up... :P

                  cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                  • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                    What would you fix?

                    ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                    Paul Watson
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                    The one thing I have learned in my short life is to sympathise with women. Do not try and fix them.

                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                    • P Paul Watson

                      The one thing I have learned in my short life is to sympathise with women. Do not try and fix them.

                      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                      Paul Watson wrote:

                      Do not try and fix them.

                      Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        Well, I was going to go with the Minogue, Cruz, Hayek triumvirate but your list is good too.

                        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        You know I'd seen pictures of Kylie - total baberaham lincoln, but never heard any of her tunes. Then a few weeks ago a watched some stuff on youtube. Sigh. Damn she's cute, but the music is just awful, for the most part. Oh well, you can't have it all, and she's just so damn cute, it's hard to be bothered at it!

                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          You know I'd seen pictures of Kylie - total baberaham lincoln, but never heard any of her tunes. Then a few weeks ago a watched some stuff on youtube. Sigh. Damn she's cute, but the music is just awful, for the most part. Oh well, you can't have it all, and she's just so damn cute, it's hard to be bothered at it!

                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                          Christian Graus
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                          I think she's a bush pig.

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            No, but I know where MM goes wrong when he's looking to root, and I know which side my bread is buttered on (as it were).

                            Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                            Christian Graus
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                            Well, isn't that the thing that needs debugging then ?

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                            • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                              Paul Watson wrote:

                              Do not try and fix them.

                              Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)

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                              Paul Watson
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                              Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote:

                              Because they are irreversibly broken...? Wink

                              Maybe, but then so are we men.

                              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                Paul Watson wrote:

                                Do not try and fix them.

                                Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)

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                                Lost User
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                                Because we are perfect :)

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                                • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                  What would you fix?

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                                  Judah Gabriel Himango
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                                  More unit testing, please!

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                                  • K keyboard warrior

                                    perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:

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                                    CARPETBURNER
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                                    I would write them all down in the forum post but I am worried I might cause a Memory Overflow and bring down the servers..

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                                    • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                      What would you fix?

                                      ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                                      thrakazog
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                                      Come on people think outside the box. Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast to a collection of Breasts. We'll default the collection to start with 2 and sky's the limit from there. :)

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                                      • P Pete OHanlon

                                        I suppose you could add PMT to that list as well.

                                        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        The wife made a call to: this.ReproductiveSystem.Dispose() ; Then it got garbage collected.

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                                        • T thrakazog

                                          Come on people think outside the box. Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast to a collection of Breasts. We'll default the collection to start with 2 and sky's the limit from there. :)

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                                          Pete OHanlon
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                                          thrakazog wrote:

                                          Change the properties of LeftBreast, and RightBreast

                                          I thought you were going to suggest a quick sort there. Swap left breast for right breast.

                                          Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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