If only you could debug a woman...
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
I would set a breakpoint on the
GettingAngryevent, which would pause the execution and allow me time to think of a good apology :-\ Actually I can't think of any trait that is common to *all* women that needs to change. Well apart from the aging process, but that's a man problem too :doh:"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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Listening is one thing - but when you can't make full sense of the output, the DEBUG feature would reveal the internal processes. :cool:
"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
Ashley van Gerven wrote:
DEBUG feature would reveal the internal processes
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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You. Elaine.
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I would override the b* method.
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Nothing.
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Skirting the kid sister rule here, but I'm hoping she's a suck up. (Make your own jokes here).
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Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Well, I was going to go with the Minogue, Cruz, Hayek triumvirate but your list is good too.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Paul Watson wrote:
Do not try and fix them.
Because they are irreversibly broken...? ;)
That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)
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More unit testing, please!
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Ashley van Gerven wrote:
DEBUG feature would reveal the internal processes
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You should see the one my Hubby did that is similar. I have several locations for "clothes" yet he picks out most of my outfits--I just don't get rid of anything. I also have several areas for "magazines" yet he's always asking, "Do we have the new US Weekly?" At least he put a chunk for programming.
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I would fix it so they couldn't run faster than me. Right now, there aren't too many I can catch. As it is, I can only hope to draft the ones using walkers so if they make a mistake in a turn, I can easily overtake them.
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The Woman kernel actually functions pretty well, aside from certain limitations of the thread scheduler that preclude making anything happen in real time. I especially like the
ChoclateAndFlowersinterrupt - very handy that. Some of the user level stuff could use a little work. There's a nastyAnyNewsOnTheJobFrontloop that can happen in the Mother extension when the offspring starts working contract. There doesn't seem to be a timeout on this one. Not a show stopper, but takes up cycles. There's also a nasty crash in theMaleFogotMyBirthdayroutine that can happen in GirlFriend mode, or when running Wife.ChoclateAndFlowersis helpful here, but you still need permissions - this one has been known to Blues Scream. Debugging Woman is inherently difficult, due to the non-determinisic threading model, and should be limited to high level break points such as "How was your day, honey?". Do not rely on Edit and Continue for things like "I'm going down to the pub with the guys", and take anything you see in the call stack with a grain of salt. Calls toDiscountorSaleTodayrarely show up in anything but the system logs or possibly event viewer, depending on purchase authorization. Treat Woman with R-E-S-P-E-C-T and you should have no problems. Make sure the garbage collection routines are run frequently, and proper cleanup is performed after invoking any personal applications client side. Do try and get some good hardware - there are some units that will tend to expand ifChoclateAndFlowersis overused, and can overheat after a certain period. Lastly, make it perfectly clear that you know she's just perfect, and you wouldn't change a thing. Even if you could. :rose: -
I would set a breakpoint on the
GettingAngryevent, which would pause the execution and allow me time to think of a good apology :-\ Actually I can't think of any trait that is common to *all* women that needs to change. Well apart from the aging process, but that's a man problem too :doh:"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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:rolleyes: And I'm a cat covered in marmalade.
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What was that about suck up, or was it licking valley!
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Don't you need that breakpoint to run
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It's too late, the image is corrupt and all further queries will result in an access violation. Time to dump core and begin the grueling process of postmortem debugging...
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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It's too late, the image is corrupt and all further queries will result in an access violation. Time to dump core and begin the grueling process of postmortem debugging...
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
No more access violations, obviously.
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I always suggest the debugging method
CleanTheHouse. You'd be surprised at how many errors are removed afterwards. :-DBlog link to be reinstated at a later date.
