If only you could debug a woman...
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The Woman kernel actually functions pretty well, aside from certain limitations of the thread scheduler that preclude making anything happen in real time. I especially like the
ChoclateAndFlowersinterrupt - very handy that. Some of the user level stuff could use a little work. There's a nastyAnyNewsOnTheJobFrontloop that can happen in the Mother extension when the offspring starts working contract. There doesn't seem to be a timeout on this one. Not a show stopper, but takes up cycles. There's also a nasty crash in theMaleFogotMyBirthdayroutine that can happen in GirlFriend mode, or when running Wife.ChoclateAndFlowersis helpful here, but you still need permissions - this one has been known to Blues Scream. Debugging Woman is inherently difficult, due to the non-determinisic threading model, and should be limited to high level break points such as "How was your day, honey?". Do not rely on Edit and Continue for things like "I'm going down to the pub with the guys", and take anything you see in the call stack with a grain of salt. Calls toDiscountorSaleTodayrarely show up in anything but the system logs or possibly event viewer, depending on purchase authorization. Treat Woman with R-E-S-P-E-C-T and you should have no problems. Make sure the garbage collection routines are run frequently, and proper cleanup is performed after invoking any personal applications client side. Do try and get some good hardware - there are some units that will tend to expand ifChoclateAndFlowersis overused, and can overheat after a certain period. Lastly, make it perfectly clear that you know she's just perfect, and you wouldn't change a thing. Even if you could. :rose: -
I would set a breakpoint on the
GettingAngryevent, which would pause the execution and allow me time to think of a good apology :-\ Actually I can't think of any trait that is common to *all* women that needs to change. Well apart from the aging process, but that's a man problem too :doh:"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
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:rolleyes: And I'm a cat covered in marmalade.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
What was that about suck up, or was it licking valley!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Don't you need that breakpoint to run
WhyIsSheAngry?Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
It's too late, the image is corrupt and all further queries will result in an access violation. Time to dump core and begin the grueling process of postmortem debugging...
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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It's too late, the image is corrupt and all further queries will result in an access violation. Time to dump core and begin the grueling process of postmortem debugging...
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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What would you fix?
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No more access violations, obviously.
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I always suggest the debugging method
CleanTheHouse. You'd be surprised at how many errors are removed afterwards. :-DBlog link to be reinstated at a later date.
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You. Elaine.
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Zing! Nice one, Centurion.
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
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Reinstall is faster... :~
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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But are you reinstalling
StandardWomanor creating your own custom function? I think the custom version is very hard to install!Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
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What was that about suck up, or was it licking valley!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
:rolleyes: I was objecting to her, not agreeing with her (To clarify; I am not a cat covered in marmalade.)
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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I think she's a bush pig.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
That made my day! :laugh:
I have no blog...
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:rolleyes: I was objecting to her, not agreeing with her (To clarify; I am not a cat covered in marmalade.)
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
now see I thought you were offering yourself up as a cat covered.... oh never mind :confused::-O
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Ashley van Gerven wrote:
DEBUG feature would reveal the internal processes
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Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Feelings-Based Morality of the Secular World The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango
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The wife made a call to:
this.ReproductiveSystem.Dispose() ;Then it got garbage collected.Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Then it got garbage collected.
caused me to lose it. :-D
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perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:
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No, but it's the interesting bugs
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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You. Elaine.
Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.
Yeah, that response does need a fix, the reply is apparently random ;P
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Better dont fix, we need them when we want it
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That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)
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Scary. You basically paraphrased what my better half told me the other day... :suss:
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