If only you could debug a woman...
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
No more access violations, obviously.
Software Zen:
delete this;
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I always suggest the debugging method
CleanTheHouse. You'd be surprised at how many errors are removed afterwards. :-DBlog link to be reinstated at a later date.
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You. Elaine.
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Zing! Nice one, Centurion.
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
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Reinstall is faster... :~
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.
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But are you reinstalling
StandardWomanor creating your own custom function? I think the custom version is very hard to install!Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
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I think she's a bush pig.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
That made my day! :laugh:
I have no blog...
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What was that about suck up, or was it licking valley!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
:rolleyes: I was objecting to her, not agreeing with her (To clarify; I am not a cat covered in marmalade.)
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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:rolleyes: I was objecting to her, not agreeing with her (To clarify; I am not a cat covered in marmalade.)
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
now see I thought you were offering yourself up as a cat covered.... oh never mind :confused::-O
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Ashley van Gerven wrote:
DEBUG feature would reveal the internal processes
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
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Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Feelings-Based Morality of the Secular World The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango
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The wife made a call to:
this.ReproductiveSystem.Dispose() ;Then it got garbage collected.Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Then it got garbage collected.
caused me to lose it. :-D
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perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:
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No, but it's the interesting bugs
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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You. Elaine.
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Yeah, that response does need a fix, the reply is apparently random ;P
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Better dont fix, we need them when we want it
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That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)
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Scary. You basically paraphrased what my better half told me the other day... :suss:
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!
Marco Turrini
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!
Marco Turrini
Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:
Marco Turrini
