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If only you could debug a woman...

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  • L leckey 0

    Don't you need that breakpoint to run WhyIsSheAngry?

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    Shog9 0
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    It's too late, the image is corrupt and all further queries will result in an access violation. Time to dump core and begin the grueling process of postmortem debugging...

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    You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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      It's too late, the image is corrupt and all further queries will result in an access violation. Time to dump core and begin the grueling process of postmortem debugging...

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      You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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      leckey 0
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      I always suggest the debugging method CleanTheHouse. You'd be surprised at how many errors are removed afterwards. :-D

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      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

        What would you fix?

        ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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        Gary R Wheeler
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        No more access violations, obviously.

        Software Zen: delete this;
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        • L leckey 0

          I always suggest the debugging method CleanTheHouse. You'd be surprised at how many errors are removed afterwards. :-D

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          Shog9 0
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          Reinstall is faster... :~

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          You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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          • L Lost User

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            Mark Salsbery
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            Zing! Nice one, Centurion.

            Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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              Reinstall is faster... :~

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              You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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              leckey 0
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              But are you reinstalling StandardWoman or creating your own custom function? I think the custom version is very hard to install!

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              • L leckey 0

                But are you reinstalling StandardWoman or creating your own custom function? I think the custom version is very hard to install!

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                Shog9 0
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                Sadly, there's no version of Ghost available for Woman. Custom images are, at best, hacks.

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                You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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                • C Christian Graus

                  I think she's a bush pig.

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                  Liam OHagan
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                  That made my day! :laugh:

                  I have no blog...

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                  • M Mycroft Holmes

                    What was that about suck up, or was it licking valley!

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    Paul Watson
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                    :rolleyes: I was objecting to her, not agreeing with her (To clarify; I am not a cat covered in marmalade.)

                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                    • P Paul Watson

                      :rolleyes: I was objecting to her, not agreeing with her (To clarify; I am not a cat covered in marmalade.)

                      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      now see I thought you were offering yourself up as a cat covered.... oh never mind :confused::-O

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      • G Gary Kirkham

                        Ashley van Gerven wrote:

                        DEBUG feature would reveal the internal processes

                        Good Luck [^] with that.

                        Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read

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                        Judah Gabriel Himango
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                        :laugh:

                        Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Feelings-Based Morality of the Secular World The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango

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                        • P PIEBALDconsult

                          The wife made a call to: this.ReproductiveSystem.Dispose() ; Then it got garbage collected.

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                          Patrick Etc
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                          Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:

                          PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                          Then it got garbage collected.

                          caused me to lose it. :-D

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                          • K keyboard warrior

                            perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:

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                            peterchen
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                            No, but it's the interesting bugs

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                            • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                              What would you fix?

                              ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                              makkak
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                              stdout > /dev/null

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                                peterchen
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                                Yeah, that response does need a fix, the reply is apparently random ;P

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                                • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                  What would you fix?

                                  ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                                  globalravi
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                                  Better dont fix, we need them when we want it

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                                  • L leckey 0

                                    That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)

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                                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                    Scary. You basically paraphrased what my better half told me the other day... :suss:

                                    -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                                    • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                      What would you fix?

                                      ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                                      mojp
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                                      It's not a bug, it's a feature!

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                                      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                        What would you fix?

                                        ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                                        Marco Turrini
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                                        Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!

                                        Marco Turrini

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                                        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                          What would you fix?

                                          ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                                          chrissb
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                                          Well, seeing as feminism removed their former podium position.. I'm thinking that last shred of awesomeness and respect. They can buy me drinks from now on. :laugh:

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