If only you could debug a woman...
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The wife made a call to:
this.ReproductiveSystem.Dispose() ;Then it got garbage collected.Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Then it got garbage collected.
caused me to lose it. :-D
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perhaps we should say "if you could debug people" unless errors are exclusive to women? :suss:
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No, but it's the interesting bugs
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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You. Elaine.
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Yeah, that response does need a fix, the reply is apparently random ;P
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Better dont fix, we need them when we want it
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That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)
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Scary. You basically paraphrased what my better half told me the other day... :suss:
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!
Marco Turrini
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!
Marco Turrini
Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:
Marco Turrini
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Be careful where you stick your break point! ;)
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
**I would never stop working :) , and would have being doing step on and on(F11 )........ :laugh: i would have debuged every version, part and would love to fix those errors by making my own patches...........a wonderful experience....one could just imagine of ;) :wtf:**ravis
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We might be wonderful, but let's face it: even I don't understand my own "species" sometimes.
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Oh, I never try to engage the comprehension sub-routine. That one's borked.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Insert a subroutine into her to find Salma Hayek and me absolutely irresistible. :)
Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker? A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
I would directly step into the StopWiningAndMakeLove(bool RegularPlace) method.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Set a break point at each line contains talking request:suss:
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My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:
Marco Turrini
And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.
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And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.
Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:
Marco Turrini
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Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:
Marco Turrini
Good thing that nowadays we have many backup tools to choose from. Some of them: - That was my step sister. - It was a business meeting. - That hair is from my mother. And many others... :-D