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If only you could debug a woman...

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  • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

    What would you fix?

    ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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    chrissb
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    Well, seeing as feminism removed their former podium position.. I'm thinking that last shred of awesomeness and respect. They can buy me drinks from now on. :laugh:

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    • M Marco Turrini

      Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!

      Marco Turrini

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      Daniel Cohen Gindi
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      Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...

      ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

        Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...

        ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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        Marco Turrini
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        My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:

        Marco Turrini

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        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

          What would you fix?

          ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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          Gareth Pitt Nash
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          Be careful where you stick your break point! ;)

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          • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

            What would you fix?

            ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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            Lost User
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            **I would never stop working :) , and would have being doing step on and on(F11 )........ :laugh: i would have debuged every version, part and would love to fix those errors by making my own patches...........a wonderful experience....one could just imagine of ;) :wtf:**

            ravis

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            • L leckey 0

              We might be wonderful, but let's face it: even I don't understand my own "species" sometimes.

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Oh, I never try to engage the comprehension sub-routine. That one's borked.

              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.

                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                Brady Kelly
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                Insert a subroutine into her to find Salma Hayek and me absolutely irresistible. :)

                Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker? A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari.

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                • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                  What would you fix?

                  ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                  Fabio Franco
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                  I would directly step into the StopWiningAndMakeLove(bool RegularPlace) method.

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                  • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                    What would you fix?

                    ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                    Redwan Albougha
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                    Set a break point at each line contains talking request:suss:

                    Redwan Al-Bougha rbougha (at) hotmail [dot] com

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                    • M Marco Turrini

                      My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:

                      Marco Turrini

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                      Fabio Franco
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                      And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.

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                      • F Fabio Franco

                        And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.

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                        Marco Turrini
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                        Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:

                        Marco Turrini

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                        • M Marco Turrini

                          Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:

                          Marco Turrini

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                          Fabio Franco
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                          Good thing that nowadays we have many backup tools to choose from. Some of them: - That was my step sister. - It was a business meeting. - That hair is from my mother. And many others... :-D

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                          • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                            What would you fix?

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                            LenaBr
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                            Needing males for reproduction.

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                              Will hard-code:

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                              yassir hannoun
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                              wow this is not allowed - did not they teach you that hard coding isn't a good habit ??

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                              • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                What would you fix?

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                                Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                Well, every time I think about debugging my wife, I find out she had me figured out long before. What would I change? Nothing -- the differences are great. But I sure could use a decent User's Manual!

                                The PetroNerd

                                Walt Fair, Jr. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                  What would you fix?

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                                  CDMTJX
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                                  Fix? Alot guys would benefit just from knowing the state of the application, rather than guessing... ;P

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                                  • P Patrick Etc

                                    Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:

                                    PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                                    Then it got garbage collected.

                                    caused me to lose it. :-D

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                                    PIEBALDconsult
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                                    Glad to be of service.

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                                      I have to say from the few girls I know, they expect their guy to do all their unit testing and then get mad when they fail the unit test. Women, do your own unit testing!

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      Using COTS tools or by hand? Either way is fine with me.

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                                      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                        What would you fix?

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                                        T800G
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                                        Well... Children may also read this forum, so I won't say it here :-\

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                                        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                          What would you fix?

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                                          Bob1763b
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                                          I would do something about their RAM. They just don't seem to forget anything. They'll bring up things that occurred years ago as if it happened yesterday with 100% accurate recall. Kind of funny that the women with the most silicon don't necessarily seem to be prone to this memory problem (from what I've observed). They can't remember what happened yesterday!

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