If only you could debug a woman...
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We might be wonderful, but let's face it: even I don't understand my own "species" sometimes.
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Oh, I never try to engage the comprehension sub-routine. That one's borked.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Insert a subroutine into her to find Salma Hayek and me absolutely irresistible. :)
Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker? A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
I would directly step into the StopWiningAndMakeLove(bool RegularPlace) method.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Set a break point at each line contains talking request:suss:
Redwan Al-Bougha rbougha (at) hotmail [dot] com
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My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:
Marco Turrini
And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.
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And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.
Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:
Marco Turrini
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Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:
Marco Turrini
Good thing that nowadays we have many backup tools to choose from. Some of them: - That was my step sister. - It was a business meeting. - That hair is from my mother. And many others... :-D
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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Will hard-code:
if (name == "cavin")
{
eAccessPrevilage = "Administrator";
}modified on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 4:23 PM
wow this is not allowed - did not they teach you that hard coding isn't a good habit ??
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Well, every time I think about debugging my wife, I find out she had me figured out long before. What would I change? Nothing -- the differences are great. But I sure could use a decent User's Manual!
The PetroNerd
Walt Fair, Jr. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Then it got garbage collected.
caused me to lose it. :-D
Glad to be of service.
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I have to say from the few girls I know, they expect their guy to do all their unit testing and then get mad when they fail the unit test. Women, do your own unit testing!
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Using COTS tools or by hand? Either way is fine with me.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
I would do something about their RAM. They just don't seem to forget anything. They'll bring up things that occurred years ago as if it happened yesterday with 100% accurate recall. Kind of funny that the women with the most silicon don't necessarily seem to be prone to this memory problem (from what I've observed). They can't remember what happened yesterday!
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Debugging != Fixing. Whenever something unexpected or non-ideal happened I couldn't understand, I'd try to find some level of reproducibility, set appropriate breakpoints in the debugger, and figure out what makes it all work! Or maybe I'd just add a single line at the beginning:
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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I'm not that talented a developer :laugh: Besides, given the symptoms they must be full of spaghetti code ;)
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Zing! Nice one, Centurion.
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
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That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)
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