If only you could debug a woman...
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Well, every time I think about debugging my wife, I find out she had me figured out long before. What would I change? Nothing -- the differences are great. But I sure could use a decent User's Manual!
The PetroNerd
Walt Fair, Jr. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Then it got garbage collected.
caused me to lose it. :-D
Glad to be of service.
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I have to say from the few girls I know, they expect their guy to do all their unit testing and then get mad when they fail the unit test. Women, do your own unit testing!
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Using COTS tools or by hand? Either way is fine with me.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
I would do something about their RAM. They just don't seem to forget anything. They'll bring up things that occurred years ago as if it happened yesterday with 100% accurate recall. Kind of funny that the women with the most silicon don't necessarily seem to be prone to this memory problem (from what I've observed). They can't remember what happened yesterday!
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Debugging != Fixing. Whenever something unexpected or non-ideal happened I couldn't understand, I'd try to find some level of reproducibility, set appropriate breakpoints in the debugger, and figure out what makes it all work! Or maybe I'd just add a single line at the beginning:
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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I'm not that talented a developer :laugh: Besides, given the symptoms they must be full of spaghetti code ;)
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Zing! Nice one, Centurion.
Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:
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That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)
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I would do something about their RAM. They just don't seem to forget anything. They'll bring up things that occurred years ago as if it happened yesterday with 100% accurate recall. Kind of funny that the women with the most silicon don't necessarily seem to be prone to this memory problem (from what I've observed). They can't remember what happened yesterday!
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
hmm... the hardware is ok, but the software is aeons old.
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
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What would you fix?
----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com
Sounds like a Freudian slip to me.