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If only you could debug a woman...

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  • P Patrick Etc

    Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:

    PIEBALDconsult wrote:

    Then it got garbage collected.

    caused me to lose it. :-D

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    Glad to be of service.

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    • L leckey 0

      I have to say from the few girls I know, they expect their guy to do all their unit testing and then get mad when they fail the unit test. Women, do your own unit testing!

      Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      Using COTS tools or by hand? Either way is fine with me.

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      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

        What would you fix?

        ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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        T800G
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        Well... Children may also read this forum, so I won't say it here :-\

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        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

          What would you fix?

          ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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          Bob1763b
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          I would do something about their RAM. They just don't seem to forget anything. They'll bring up things that occurred years ago as if it happened yesterday with 100% accurate recall. Kind of funny that the women with the most silicon don't necessarily seem to be prone to this memory problem (from what I've observed). They can't remember what happened yesterday!

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          • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

            What would you fix?

            ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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            Homncruse
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            Debugging != Fixing. Whenever something unexpected or non-ideal happened I couldn't understand, I'd try to find some level of reproducibility, set appropriate breakpoints in the debugger, and figure out what makes it all work! Or maybe I'd just add a single line at the beginning: On Error Resume Next

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            • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

              What would you fix?

              ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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              Yortw
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              I'm not that talented a developer :laugh: Besides, given the symptoms they must be full of spaghetti code ;)

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              • Y Yortw

                I'm not that talented a developer :laugh: Besides, given the symptoms they must be full of spaghetti code ;)

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                SLDWorks
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                Why not just install a new beta women every week. who cares about the problems. just install another one when you are done.

                Dont turn around, cause your...

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                • M Mark Salsbery

                  Zing! Nice one, Centurion.

                  Mark Salsbery Microsoft MVP - Visual C++ :java:

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                  MacFuzzy
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                  how will we debug when there is no solution ;P

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                  • L leckey 0

                    That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)

                    Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.

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                    ghle
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                    Should come with a user manual. A list of translations would be handy.

                    Gary

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                    • B Bob1763b

                      I would do something about their RAM. They just don't seem to forget anything. They'll bring up things that occurred years ago as if it happened yesterday with 100% accurate recall. Kind of funny that the women with the most silicon don't necessarily seem to be prone to this memory problem (from what I've observed). They can't remember what happened yesterday!

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                      ghle
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                      Remove all static, public, and steady-state variables. "Would you like to ..." would never again be answered with "we just got done ..."

                      Gary

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                      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                        What would you fix?

                        ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                        Martin ISDN
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                        hmm... the hardware is ok, but the software is aeons old.

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                        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                          What would you fix?

                          ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                          Owen37
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                          unprogrammed mood alterations X|

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                          • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                            What would you fix?

                            ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                            James Lonero
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                            Sounds like a Freudian slip to me.

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