If only you could debug a woman...

[globalravi]

Better dont fix, we need them when we want it

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Scary. You basically paraphrased what my better half told me the other day... :suss:

-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

[mojp]

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

[Marco Turrini]

Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!

Marco Turrini

[chrissb]

Well, seeing as feminism removed their former podium position.. I'm thinking that last shred of awesomeness and respect. They can buy me drinks from now on. :laugh:

[Daniel Cohen Gindi]

Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...

----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

[Marco Turrini]

My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:

Marco Turrini

[Gareth Pitt Nash]

Be careful where you stick your break point! ;)

[Lost User]

**I would never stop working :) , and would have being doing step on and on(F11 )........ :laugh: i would have debuged every version, part and would love to fix those errors by making my own patches...........a wonderful experience....one could just imagine of ;) :wtf:**

ravis

[Pete OHanlon]

Oh, I never try to engage the comprehension sub-routine. That one's borked.

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[Brady Kelly]

Insert a subroutine into her to find Salma Hayek and me absolutely irresistible. :)

Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker? A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari.

[Fabio Franco]

I would directly step into the StopWiningAndMakeLove(bool RegularPlace) method.

[Redwan Albougha]

Set a break point at each line contains talking request:suss:

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[Fabio Franco]

And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.

[Marco Turrini]

Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:

Marco Turrini

[Fabio Franco]

Good thing that nowadays we have many backup tools to choose from. Some of them: - That was my step sister. - It was a business meeting. - That hair is from my mother. And many others... :-D

[LenaBr]

Needing males for reproduction.

[yassir hannoun]

wow this is not allowed - did not they teach you that hard coding isn't a good habit ??

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

Well, every time I think about debugging my wife, I find out she had me figured out long before. What would I change? Nothing -- the differences are great. But I sure could use a decent User's Manual!

The PetroNerd

Walt Fair, Jr. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

[CDMTJX]

Fix? Alot guys would benefit just from knowing the state of the application, rather than guessing... ;P