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If only you could debug a woman...

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  • L leckey 0

    That's the rule #1 with women; when we kvetch at you about something we just want to kvetch. We are not looking for your solution on how to fix the problem. Just hear us out and follow up with "I told you that beatch was crazy!" (Chris Rock fans will get this one.)

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    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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    Scary. You basically paraphrased what my better half told me the other day... :suss:

    -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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    • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

      What would you fix?

      ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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      mojp
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      It's not a bug, it's a feature!

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      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

        What would you fix?

        ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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        Marco Turrini
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        Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!

        Marco Turrini

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        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

          What would you fix?

          ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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          chrissb
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          Well, seeing as feminism removed their former podium position.. I'm thinking that last shred of awesomeness and respect. They can buy me drinks from now on. :laugh:

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          • M Marco Turrini

            Women are wonderful, my best friends are women, and I really love most of them; still I would remove that mysterious method which produces such a weird situation: Me: -Are you angry? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do something wrong? She: -NO! [silence again] Me: -Did I say something wrong? She: -NO! [guess what? silence!] Me: -Er... Did I not do something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I not say something right? She: -NO! [silence] Me: -Did I do and/or say something which is not wrong by itself but I should have known perfectly that in this particular moment of our lifes has to be interpreted as total or partial loss of interest or respect of you?(*) She: -Maybe... (*) If you cannot understand what I'm writing here, it's not because of my English: when I reach this "level" I loose total control of my speech even in my own language!

            Marco Turrini

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            Daniel Cohen Gindi
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            Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...

            ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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            • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

              Yeah! That is definitly something that requires debugging... You should put a breakpoint on every NO and advance step by step until Silence is reached, its gotta be somewhere there in the middle...

              ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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              Marco Turrini
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              My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:

              Marco Turrini

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              • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                What would you fix?

                ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                Gareth Pitt Nash
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                Be careful where you stick your break point! ;)

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                • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                  What would you fix?

                  ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                  Lost User
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                  **I would never stop working :) , and would have being doing step on and on(F11 )........ :laugh: i would have debuged every version, part and would love to fix those errors by making my own patches...........a wonderful experience....one could just imagine of ;) :wtf:**

                  ravis

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                  • L leckey 0

                    We might be wonderful, but let's face it: even I don't understand my own "species" sometimes.

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    Oh, I never try to engage the comprehension sub-routine. That one's borked.

                    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Well, I think I'd insert a subroutine into Salma Hayek to find me absolutely irresistible. Apart from that, nothing - because women are wonderful and should be cherished.

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                      Brady Kelly
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                      Insert a subroutine into her to find Salma Hayek and me absolutely irresistible. :)

                      Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker? A: A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari.

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                      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                        What would you fix?

                        ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                        Fabio Franco
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                        I would directly step into the StopWiningAndMakeLove(bool RegularPlace) method.

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                        • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                          What would you fix?

                          ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                          Redwan Albougha
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                          Set a break point at each line contains talking request:suss:

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                          • M Marco Turrini

                            My experience with women is not a vast one :-O , but - as it happens in computer programming - the error is born much before the error is shown: when you see it, it's definetely too late to debug:confused:... you can only deliver a patch :sigh: , and only after that you can try to figure out what really happened:confused::confused:

                            Marco Turrini

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                            Fabio Franco
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                            And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.

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                            • F Fabio Franco

                              And hopefuly that patch comes before you completely lost all your data with no recovery chances.

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                              Marco Turrini
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                              Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:

                              Marco Turrini

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                              • M Marco Turrini

                                Yeah, another point for the importance of a good and reliable "backup"...:cool:

                                Marco Turrini

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                                Fabio Franco
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                                Good thing that nowadays we have many backup tools to choose from. Some of them: - That was my step sister. - It was a business meeting. - That hair is from my mother. And many others... :-D

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                                • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                  What would you fix?

                                  ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                                  LenaBr
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                                  Needing males for reproduction.

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                                    Will hard-code:

                                    if (name == "cavin")
                                    {
                                    eAccessPrevilage = "Administrator";
                                    }

                                    modified on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 4:23 PM

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                                    yassir hannoun
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                                    wow this is not allowed - did not they teach you that hard coding isn't a good habit ??

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                                    • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                      What would you fix?

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                                      Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                      Well, every time I think about debugging my wife, I find out she had me figured out long before. What would I change? Nothing -- the differences are great. But I sure could use a decent User's Manual!

                                      The PetroNerd

                                      Walt Fair, Jr. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                      • D Daniel Cohen Gindi

                                        What would you fix?

                                        ----- Daniel Cohen Gindi danielgindi (at) gmail dot com

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                                        CDMTJX
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                                        Fix? Alot guys would benefit just from knowing the state of the application, rather than guessing... ;P

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                                        • P Patrick Etc

                                          Ok, the first one got me giggling. This:

                                          PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                                          Then it got garbage collected.

                                          caused me to lose it. :-D

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                                          PIEBALDconsult
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                                          Glad to be of service.

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