WOOT! Job! - Son of Interview [modified]

[Lost User]

Good Onya!

Life is like a pubic hair on the toilet seat... ...sometimes, you just get pissed off. .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

[leppie]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

The name of the company is UDP

Us Does Programming? ;P

xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

[Dalek Dave]

Unusually Dense Pie?

------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

[realJSOP]

I'd prefer not to think of it that way.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[realJSOP]

Well, I don't get kickbacks, payola, or campaign funding from terrorists, so I would suspect my pay would be a lot less.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[Simon P Stevens]

Congratulations - When do you start? I'm glad it's been such a brief interlude for you. It gives me confidence that there are plenty of jobs out there for the good people. United Dog Patrol? Universal Diarrhoea Prevention? Ugly Dinosaurs Party?

Simon

[NeverHeardOfMe]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

UDP

"Under Development" Programming....

[blackjack2150]

Union pour la Démocratie et le Progrès?

Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

[Baconbutty]

Maybe they want you to mentor their Indian Programming Team via video conferencing and slightly crackly sound :) "Yes Mr John we can hear you.....Can you hear us?" JS/op "Sadly yes"

My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

[markkuk]

Based on an earlier post telling the company has been in business over 40 years, it's this one[^], right?

[Matthew Faithfull]

Well done and all, that was quick but then you are a good bet. If UDP are responsible for handing out these[^] then I guess we're going to see a bit of a cull :laugh:

"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

[realJSOP]

Yes, that's the one.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

[Dalek Dave]

It's a bit harsh for spam. I mean, DEATH! OK, cut the wires and stop them, but execution is a bit Draconian! :)

------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

[Rage]

Baconbutty wrote:

to mentor their Indian Programming Team

I think he will delegate this to one of his French team members. ;P

I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones

[Rage]

That's some good news, John ! Congrats ! I started my third job this year and never ever saw a headhunter. They are definitely not a "must".

I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones

[marky777]

Ubiquitous Dachshund Padding???

[Dalek Dave]

Ugly Digital Photograph!

------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

[marky777]

Udder Deactivation Poison :-\

[Paul Watson]

Don't worry. Under Obama your new job won't last long. (happy?)

cheers, Paul M. Watson.

[Paul Watson]

Nice one John. Did your CP articles count you think?

cheers, Paul M. Watson.