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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

    modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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    Baconbutty
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    Maybe they want you to mentor their Indian Programming Team via video conferencing and slightly crackly sound :) "Yes Mr John we can hear you.....Can you hear us?" JS/op "Sadly yes"

    My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

      modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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      Based on an earlier post telling the company has been in business over 40 years, it's this one[^], right?

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
        -----
        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

        modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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        Matthew Faithfull
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        Well done and all, that was quick but then you are a good bet. If UDP are responsible for handing out these[^] then I guess we're going to see a bit of a cull :laugh:

        "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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          Based on an earlier post telling the company has been in business over 40 years, it's this one[^], right?

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          Yes, that's the one.

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          • M Matthew Faithfull

            Well done and all, that was quick but then you are a good bet. If UDP are responsible for handing out these[^] then I guess we're going to see a bit of a cull :laugh:

            "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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            Dalek Dave
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            It's a bit harsh for spam. I mean, DEATH! OK, cut the wires and stop them, but execution is a bit Draconian! :)

            ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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              Maybe they want you to mentor their Indian Programming Team via video conferencing and slightly crackly sound :) "Yes Mr John we can hear you.....Can you hear us?" JS/op "Sadly yes"

              My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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              Rage
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              Baconbutty wrote:

              to mentor their Indian Programming Team

              I think he will delegate this to one of his French team members. ;P

              I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                Rage
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                That's some good news, John ! Congrats ! I started my third job this year and never ever saw a headhunter. They are definitely not a "must".

                I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Unusually Dense Pie?

                  ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                  Ubiquitous Dachshund Padding???

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                    Ubiquitous Dachshund Padding???

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Ugly Digital Photograph!

                    ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                      Ugly Digital Photograph!

                      ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                      Udder Deactivation Poison :-\

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        I'd prefer not to think of it that way.

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        Paul Watson
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                        Don't worry. Under Obama your new job won't last long. (happy?)

                        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                          modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                          Paul Watson
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                          Nice one John. Did your CP articles count you think?

                          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                            modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                            Lost User
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                            Congratulations John! Hope you have fun there.

                            Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                              modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                              CPallini
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                              Congratulations John, we all datagrams are happy to deal with you. :-D

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                              [My articles]

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Ugandan Democratic Party?

                                ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                                Roger Wright
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                                It better not be; he explicitly stated that he is not willing to relocate, and with their budget they can't afford to reimburse his mileage for commuting every day.

                                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                  modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                  molesworth
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                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  The name of the company is UDP.

                                  I hear they've just been taken over by TCP... :) Congratulations on the job though - hope you enjoy it.

                                  There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't...

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                    -----
                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                    modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                    Roger Wright
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                                    Telco billing software, eh? That should be secure - my telco never gets tired of billing me! And they could certainly use some talented help to improve services. Congrats, John! :-D

                                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                      modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                      Nish Nishant
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                                      Congratulations John :-) UDP sounds like they may be a low level networking software company.

                                      Regards, Nish


                                      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                                      My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                        -----
                                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                        modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                        Douglas Troy
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                                        Well done sir! and so quickly, I might add. Probably a good thing the job was offered via Email and not in person, that way, they couldn't hear the fit of evil laughter that followed. :rolleyes:

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                                          Don't worry. Under Obama your new job won't last long. (happy?)

                                          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                          realJSOP
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                                          Actually, that's probably more true for people working for defense contractors. In my case, my salary will be reapportioned to those that really need it.

                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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