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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

    modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    UDP

    "Under Development" Programming....

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
      -----
      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

      modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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      Union pour la Démocratie et le Progrès?

      Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
        -----
        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

        modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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        Based on an earlier post telling the company has been in business over 40 years, it's this one[^], right?

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
          -----
          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

          modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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          Maybe they want you to mentor their Indian Programming Team via video conferencing and slightly crackly sound :) "Yes Mr John we can hear you.....Can you hear us?" JS/op "Sadly yes"

          My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
            -----
            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

            modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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            Matthew Faithfull
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            Well done and all, that was quick but then you are a good bet. If UDP are responsible for handing out these[^] then I guess we're going to see a bit of a cull :laugh:

            "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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              Based on an earlier post telling the company has been in business over 40 years, it's this one[^], right?

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              Yes, that's the one.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              • M Matthew Faithfull

                Well done and all, that was quick but then you are a good bet. If UDP are responsible for handing out these[^] then I guess we're going to see a bit of a cull :laugh:

                "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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                Dalek Dave
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                It's a bit harsh for spam. I mean, DEATH! OK, cut the wires and stop them, but execution is a bit Draconian! :)

                ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                  Maybe they want you to mentor their Indian Programming Team via video conferencing and slightly crackly sound :) "Yes Mr John we can hear you.....Can you hear us?" JS/op "Sadly yes"

                  My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                  Baconbutty wrote:

                  to mentor their Indian Programming Team

                  I think he will delegate this to one of his French team members. ;P

                  I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                    modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                    Rage
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                    That's some good news, John ! Congrats ! I started my third job this year and never ever saw a headhunter. They are definitely not a "must".

                    I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones

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                      Unusually Dense Pie?

                      ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                      Ubiquitous Dachshund Padding???

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                        Ubiquitous Dachshund Padding???

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Ugly Digital Photograph!

                        ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                          Ugly Digital Photograph!

                          ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                          Udder Deactivation Poison :-\

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            I'd prefer not to think of it that way.

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            Paul Watson
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                            Don't worry. Under Obama your new job won't last long. (happy?)

                            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                              modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                              Paul Watson
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                              Nice one John. Did your CP articles count you think?

                              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                Congratulations John! Hope you have fun there.

                                Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                  modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                  Congratulations John, we all datagrams are happy to deal with you. :-D

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                  [My articles]

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                    -----
                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                    modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                    The name of the company is UDP.

                                    I hear they've just been taken over by TCP... :) Congratulations on the job though - hope you enjoy it.

                                    There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't...

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                                      Ugandan Democratic Party?

                                      ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                                      Roger Wright
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                                      It better not be; he explicitly stated that he is not willing to relocate, and with their budget they can't afford to reimburse his mileage for commuting every day.

                                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                        -----
                                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                        modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                        Roger Wright
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                                        Telco billing software, eh? That should be secure - my telco never gets tired of billing me! And they could certainly use some talented help to improve services. Congrats, John! :-D

                                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                          -----
                                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                          modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                          Nish Nishant
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                                          Congratulations John :-) UDP sounds like they may be a low level networking software company.

                                          Regards, Nish


                                          Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                                          My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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