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  • D Dalek Dave

    Which pays more?

    ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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    realJSOP
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    Well, I don't get kickbacks, payola, or campaign funding from terrorists, so I would suspect my pay would be a lot less.

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

      modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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      Simon P Stevens
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      Congratulations - When do you start? I'm glad it's been such a brief interlude for you. It gives me confidence that there are plenty of jobs out there for the good people. United Dog Patrol? Universal Diarrhoea Prevention? Ugly Dinosaurs Party?

      Simon

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
        -----
        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

        modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

        UDP

        "Under Development" Programming....

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
          -----
          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

          modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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          Union pour la Démocratie et le Progrès?

          Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
            -----
            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

            modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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            markkuk
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            Based on an earlier post telling the company has been in business over 40 years, it's this one[^], right?

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
              -----
              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

              modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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              Baconbutty
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              Maybe they want you to mentor their Indian Programming Team via video conferencing and slightly crackly sound :) "Yes Mr John we can hear you.....Can you hear us?" JS/op "Sadly yes"

              My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                Matthew Faithfull
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                Well done and all, that was quick but then you are a good bet. If UDP are responsible for handing out these[^] then I guess we're going to see a bit of a cull :laugh:

                "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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                • M markkuk

                  Based on an earlier post telling the company has been in business over 40 years, it's this one[^], right?

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                  realJSOP
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                  Yes, that's the one.

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                  -----
                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  • M Matthew Faithfull

                    Well done and all, that was quick but then you are a good bet. If UDP are responsible for handing out these[^] then I guess we're going to see a bit of a cull :laugh:

                    "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    It's a bit harsh for spam. I mean, DEATH! OK, cut the wires and stop them, but execution is a bit Draconian! :)

                    ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                    • B Baconbutty

                      Maybe they want you to mentor their Indian Programming Team via video conferencing and slightly crackly sound :) "Yes Mr John we can hear you.....Can you hear us?" JS/op "Sadly yes"

                      My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                      Rage
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                      Baconbutty wrote:

                      to mentor their Indian Programming Team

                      I think he will delegate this to one of his French team members. ;P

                      I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                        modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                        Rage
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                        That's some good news, John ! Congrats ! I started my third job this year and never ever saw a headhunter. They are definitely not a "must".

                        I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Unusually Dense Pie?

                          ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                          marky777
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                          Ubiquitous Dachshund Padding???

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                            Ubiquitous Dachshund Padding???

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Ugly Digital Photograph!

                            ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Ugly Digital Photograph!

                              ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                              marky777
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                              Udder Deactivation Poison :-\

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                I'd prefer not to think of it that way.

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                Paul Watson
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                                Don't worry. Under Obama your new job won't last long. (happy?)

                                cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                  modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                  Paul Watson
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                                  Nice one John. Did your CP articles count you think?

                                  cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                    -----
                                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                    modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Congratulations John! Hope you have fun there.

                                    Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                      modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                      CPallini
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                                      Congratulations John, we all datagrams are happy to deal with you. :-D

                                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                      [My articles]

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        I woke up this morning to find an offer letter in my in-box! WOOT! The name of the company is UDP. [EDIT] I did this without a headhunter. That makes three jobs in a row that I've managed without the "help" of a headhunter.

                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                        -----
                                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                                        modified on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:45 AM

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                                        molesworth
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                                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                        The name of the company is UDP.

                                        I hear they've just been taken over by TCP... :) Congratulations on the job though - hope you enjoy it.

                                        There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't...

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Ugandan Democratic Party?

                                          ------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

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                                          Roger Wright
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                                          It better not be; he explicitly stated that he is not willing to relocate, and with their budget they can't afford to reimburse his mileage for commuting every day.

                                          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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