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  • S Shog9 0

    thrakazog wrote:

    You see, a boat is far smaller than a mountain range off in some country where terrorists can hide in a civilian population.

    And the ocean is a lot bigger. And the ships they're stealing have an easily-recognizable monetary value, unlike random civilians.

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    You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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    thrakazog
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    Shog9 wrote:

    And the ocean is a lot bigger

    Yes, but it's not like the ships are hiding. Their locations are already known. The article itself says " Pirates have anchored the Sirius Star off the coast of Somalia [AFP]", "A Ukrainian-registered cargo ship carrying tanks and heavy weaponry remains anchored off the Somali coast." Anchored, they aren't even on the move in the big ocean. If we can just air-drop Chuck Norris onto them, problem solved....

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      Shog9 wrote:

      And the ocean is a lot bigger

      Yes, but it's not like the ships are hiding. Their locations are already known. The article itself says " Pirates have anchored the Sirius Star off the coast of Somalia [AFP]", "A Ukrainian-registered cargo ship carrying tanks and heavy weaponry remains anchored off the Somali coast." Anchored, they aren't even on the move in the big ocean. If we can just air-drop Chuck Norris onto them, problem solved....

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      Paul Conrad
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      thrakazog wrote:

      we can just air-drop Chuck Norris onto them

      You wouldn't have to drop him off. Just the notion of him possibly being dropped off would solve the problem :rolleyes: Just announce through a bullhorn that Chuck is going on board...

      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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      • T thrakazog

        Egypt hosts Arab piracy meeting for 6 countries.[^] Let me help you out there guys. Storm the ships, kill all the pirates. No negotiating. Repeat as necessary until the problem stops.

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        Rama Krishna Vavilala
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        Obviously if it was that trivial some one would have done it. May be the fear is that pirates will burn all the crude oil in the tanker or spill it?

        Proud to be a CPHog user

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        • C chester123456

          see, here's the thing. a lot of people will tell you that figuring out who to shoot is difficult, esp if you have to hike to their murder site and/or ride a 4 wheeler or one of those kick ass rokon motercycle things. and while riding around all day in the mountains, shooting terrorists, pirates, eskimos or leprechauns could take literally all day, it would be both fun and profitalbe. esp the leprechauns, who rape men in bathrooms, take their wallets, stash the cash in pots under "rainbows" (and seriously, who didn't see a gay-rape culture springing fabulously from that little habbit?). but back to the main point: we do not want to handle shit like rambo. aging poorly with steriods in a small asian country is no way to solve problems. what we need to do is get a bunch of rokons, and for water faring pirates, probably some jet skis, a bunch of guns, and then drive around all day shooting them. we should probably bring along a camera crew to document our awesomness too. 2 weeks later, we'll check the pirate sign up sheets and very likely find them severly under signed.

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          :-D I want to smoke the stuff you smoke.


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            :-D I want to smoke the stuff you smoke.


            Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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            Oakman
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            Diego Moita wrote:

            I want to smoke the stuff you smoke.

            I don't. I think it damages the brain.

            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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            • D Dan Neely

              The shippers are all shitting themselves over liability risks if they hire armed guards. :mad: A pity since it would probably be the cheapest solution to protect high value targets, even if it isn't practical for smaller low value ships.

              Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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              bulg
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              I see 12 active carriers [^] in the US Navy.. Thats enough to base one in a new US military base tithed to us by Somalia, right?

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              • O Oakman

                Diego Moita wrote:

                I want to smoke the stuff you smoke.

                I don't. I think it damages the brain.

                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                Paul Conrad
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                Oakman wrote:

                I don't. I think it damages the brain.

                Same here. Not ready to rot my brain out.

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                • R Rob Graham

                  Actually, using naval vessels to escort ships past the Aden straight is a pretty good idea (note I said Naval vessels, not "small armed ships"). Maybe Brazil could provide a couple,you know, to sort of do it's share in the world?

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                  Oakman
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                  Rob Graham wrote:

                  Maybe Brazil could provide a couple,you know, to sort of do it's share in the world

                  Even Taiwan has a bigger navy than Brazil as does Myanmar

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                  • M MrPlankton

                    thrakazog wrote:

                    kill all the pirates. No negotiating

                    Well, Club Gitmo is going to be shut down, what else would you do with them? The question is if a US task force catches any of these guys, do we read them thier Maranda rights and to which jurisdiction do they go for trial?

                    MrPlankton

                    (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

                    (good guy)"Which is where?"

                    (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
                    Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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                    bulg
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                    drop them off on shore, and take their toys. Institutionalizing "No, Bad" hasn't really worked anywhere else. A chance to try something new!

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                    • R Rob Graham

                      Actually, using naval vessels to escort ships past the Aden straight is a pretty good idea (note I said Naval vessels, not "small armed ships"). Maybe Brazil could provide a couple,you know, to sort of do it's share in the world?

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                      A Wong
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                      No need. You can now contract out to your friendly neighborhood PMC...Blackwater USA for that. They've bought 3 boats just for that.

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                      • B bulg

                        I see 12 active carriers [^] in the US Navy.. Thats enough to base one in a new US military base tithed to us by Somalia, right?

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                        Oakman
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                        bulg wrote:

                        Thats enough to base one in a new US military base

                        One doesn't talk about a Carrier, but a Carrier Strike Group. That consists of one super carrier; an air wing; a destroyer squadron (3 or more destroyers and frigates); two guided missle cruisers; two or three guided missle destroyers, an attack submarine, and one or more supply ships.

                        bulg wrote:

                        tithed to us by Somalia

                        1/10th of the GNP of Somalia wouldn't cover the costs.

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                        • D Doug Goulden

                          OPEC is meeting to raise prices again? :laugh: :laugh:

                          Uptight Ex-Military Republican married to a Commie Lib - How weird is that?

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                          Oakman
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                          Doug Goulden wrote:

                          OPEC is meeting to raise prices again?

                          That's next week -- when they try to tighten the screws on the countries they need to protect their shipping.

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                          • D Diego Moita

                            thrakazog wrote:

                            Oh so you would just pay them the money they demand and wait for this sh*t to happen again?

                            No. Did I say that? Where?

                            thrakazog wrote:

                            Yes numb-nuts it is that simple. You see, a boat is far smaller than a mountain range off in some country where terrorists can hide in a civilian population. The pirates will be nicely contained ON that boat.

                            :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Pleeeaaase, keep posting more. You're very entertaining.


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                            Reagan Conservative
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                            He makes more sense than you ever will.

                            AF Pilot

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                              bulg wrote:

                              Thats enough to base one in a new US military base

                              One doesn't talk about a Carrier, but a Carrier Strike Group. That consists of one super carrier; an air wing; a destroyer squadron (3 or more destroyers and frigates); two guided missle cruisers; two or three guided missle destroyers, an attack submarine, and one or more supply ships.

                              bulg wrote:

                              tithed to us by Somalia

                              1/10th of the GNP of Somalia wouldn't cover the costs.

                              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                              Paul Conrad
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                              Oakman wrote:

                              1/10th of the GNP of Somalia wouldn't cover the costs.

                              If even that much. I figured closer to 1/100th or 1/1000th...

                              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                              • R Rob Graham

                                Actually, using naval vessels to escort ships past the Aden straight is a pretty good idea (note I said Naval vessels, not "small armed ships"). Maybe Brazil could provide a couple,you know, to sort of do it's share in the world?

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                                Diego Moita
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                                Rob Graham wrote:

                                using naval vessels to escort ships past the Aden straight is a pretty good idea

                                Isn't that interesting? I, the liberal, say "let the market fix it". The conservatives say the states (navy, army,...) should fix it. I suggest small ships because only they would have the mobility needed to attack the pirates.

                                Rob Graham wrote:

                                Maybe Brazil could provide a couple,you know, to sort of do it's share in the world?

                                A very good idea and we already do this sort of thing. There are Brazilian forces in other parts of the world doing peace-keeping (East-Timor, Haiti, ...). I don't oppose Brazilian ships there, but I'd prefer them on the Strait of Malaca. The piracy there does much more warm to Brazilian trade than in Aden.


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                                  Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                                  But, also there are naval forces from (1) United States, (2) France, (3) UK, (4) Russia, and (5) India

                                  Sure thing. But they are meeting behind closed doors and without inviting the participation of the more powerful countries. Any decisions they come to will very quickly have to turn into requests before they become anything but mice voting to bell the cat. Egypt took the Suez away from France and the UK, maybe they should give it back if they can't protect it.

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                                  The U.N., African Union and Arab nations struggled to respond Thursday to a surge of pirate attacks, authorizing more sanctions and calling for international peacekeepers to stop Somali sea bandits who appear undeterred by nonviolent tactics.[^] and "The meeting ended with the group recommending the establishment of committees that would meet in Yemen early next year to develop concrete steps to combat piracy, participants said". What a joke :| (in other news, as I write, Dow down nearly another 450 points)

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                                    The U.N., African Union and Arab nations struggled to respond Thursday to a surge of pirate attacks, authorizing more sanctions and calling for international peacekeepers to stop Somali sea bandits who appear undeterred by nonviolent tactics.[^] and "The meeting ended with the group recommending the establishment of committees that would meet in Yemen early next year to develop concrete steps to combat piracy, participants said". What a joke :| (in other news, as I write, Dow down nearly another 450 points)

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                                    Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                                    "The meeting ended with the group recommending the establishment of committees that would meet in Yemen early next year to develop concrete steps to combat piracy, participants said".

                                    Didn't they steal that recommendation from the G20 meeting last weekend?

                                    Richard A. Abbott wrote:

                                    in other news, as I write, Dow down nearly another 450 points

                                    Ironically, Ford and GM are up a couple of pennies in a market where losers way outweighed winners.

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                                      Rob Graham wrote:

                                      using naval vessels to escort ships past the Aden straight is a pretty good idea

                                      Isn't that interesting? I, the liberal, say "let the market fix it". The conservatives say the states (navy, army,...) should fix it. I suggest small ships because only they would have the mobility needed to attack the pirates.

                                      Rob Graham wrote:

                                      Maybe Brazil could provide a couple,you know, to sort of do it's share in the world?

                                      A very good idea and we already do this sort of thing. There are Brazilian forces in other parts of the world doing peace-keeping (East-Timor, Haiti, ...). I don't oppose Brazilian ships there, but I'd prefer them on the Strait of Malaca. The piracy there does much more warm to Brazilian trade than in Aden.


                                      Of all forms of sexual aberration, the most unnatural is abstinence.

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                                      Dan Neely
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                                      Suppression of piracy was the USNs first peacetime abroad mission, and has been a traditional mission of almost all navies historically (when they weren't focusing on raiding someone else's commerce anyway). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War[^] I'd have no problem with the shipping companies hiring Blackwater instead of paying higher insurance premiums, but they're all terrified of liability/bad PR from killing the scum.

                                      Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                                      • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                                        Obviously if it was that trivial some one would have done it. May be the fear is that pirates will burn all the crude oil in the tanker or spill it?

                                        Proud to be a CPHog user

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                                        Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

                                        Obviously if it was that trivial some one would have done it. May be the fear is that pirates will burn all the crude oil in the tanker or spill it?

                                        That and they don't want to have the crew come up dead. S.O.P in hostage situations. (Can you remember way back when the West German Government got all kinds of grief when their attack on the Olympic terrorists got the entire Israeli wrestling team killed?) If the pirates start killing the crew, I suspect we'll see some action at that point.

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                                          Rob Graham wrote:

                                          Maybe Brazil could provide a couple,you know, to sort of do it's share in the world

                                          Even Taiwan has a bigger navy than Brazil as does Myanmar

                                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                          Ok, I'd settle for 1 Brazilian patrol boat. Any contribution is welcome

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