QJOTD

[Dalek Dave]

I wouldn't crow about that one!

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[Jim Crafton]

Well you know they say, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...(or something like that)

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[Nagy Vilmos]

Is this another of your flights of fancy?

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[LittleYellowBird]

:laugh: The only body I am in is my own! BTW ....why did the vulture land in the road? Cause the chicken didn't make it. ... or ... What do you get when you cross a raccoon with a skunk? A dirty look from the raccoon. Sorry everyone, :rolleyes: I just can't help myself...

Ali

[Jim Crafton]

No, I think I've had my wings clipped for now.

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[LittleYellowBird]

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead. :)

Ali

[LittleYellowBird]

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose! :-D

Ali

[Nagy Vilmos]

If you can't help yourself then no-one else can! BTW: Q: What did the judge say when three skunks walked into the courtroom? A: "Odor in the Court!"

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[Nagy Vilmos]

Two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says 'Can you smell fish?'

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[Jim Crafton]

"No, but can you pass the ketchup please?" Just free-associating here...

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[Jim Crafton]

Nonsense, you still have the other hand free, unless it's busy doing something else...

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[Michael Bookatz]

servers you right for flying high

[Dan Neely]

Disagree. The one overhead will probably miss you. The one in your hand is guaranteed to crap on you.

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[NormDroid]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Good, and well delivered.

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[Dalek Dave]

Choking a chicken?

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[hairy_hats]

They sent it out twice without the punchline!

[Nagy Vilmos]

Is it my tern?

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[LittleYellowBird]

williamnw wrote:

If you can't help yourself then no-one else can!

:rolleyes: I guess you are right! BTW I heard on the news today police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. :-D

Ali

[LittleYellowBird]

:laugh: I love this, and for once I am jokeless in return!

Ali

[Nagy Vilmos]

what what what what what?

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.