QJOTD

[LittleYellowBird]

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead. :)

Ali

[LittleYellowBird]

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose! :-D

Ali

[Nagy Vilmos]

If you can't help yourself then no-one else can! BTW: Q: What did the judge say when three skunks walked into the courtroom? A: "Odor in the Court!"

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[Nagy Vilmos]

Two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says 'Can you smell fish?'

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[Jim Crafton]

"No, but can you pass the ketchup please?" Just free-associating here...

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[Jim Crafton]

Nonsense, you still have the other hand free, unless it's busy doing something else...

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[Michael Bookatz]

servers you right for flying high

[Dan Neely]

Disagree. The one overhead will probably miss you. The one in your hand is guaranteed to crap on you.

Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

[NormDroid]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Good, and well delivered.

Software Kinetics - Moving software

[Dalek Dave]

Choking a chicken?

------------------------------------ "I am always serious about what I do, not necessarily about how I do it." Tom Baker

[Nagy Vilmos]

Is it my tern?

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[hairy_hats]

They sent it out twice without the punchline!

[LittleYellowBird]

williamnw wrote:

If you can't help yourself then no-one else can!

:rolleyes: I guess you are right! BTW I heard on the news today police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. :-D

Ali

[LittleYellowBird]

:laugh: I love this, and for once I am jokeless in return!

Ali

[Nagy Vilmos]

what what what what what?

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[Jim Crafton]

And with that I think we've come home to roost!

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[Nagy Vilmos]

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[Roger Allen]

These are getting harder to swallow all the time.

If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

[Electron Shepherd]

But if you keep it going, it'll be a feather in your cap.

Server and Network Monitoring

[LittleYellowBird]

I know I am letting my public down ... sniff :sigh: I think I maybe burnt out.... I am now devoid of all jokes and will never ever ever be funny ever again .......... well, till tomorrow anyway! :-D

Ali