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[Dalek Dave]

Choking a chicken?

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[Nagy Vilmos]

Is it my tern?

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[hairy_hats]

They sent it out twice without the punchline!

[LittleYellowBird]

williamnw wrote:

If you can't help yourself then no-one else can!

:rolleyes: I guess you are right! BTW I heard on the news today police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. :-D

Ali

[LittleYellowBird]

:laugh: I love this, and for once I am jokeless in return!

Ali

[Nagy Vilmos]

what what what what what?

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[Jim Crafton]

And with that I think we've come home to roost!

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[Nagy Vilmos]

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[Roger Allen]

These are getting harder to swallow all the time.

If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

[Electron Shepherd]

But if you keep it going, it'll be a feather in your cap.

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[LittleYellowBird]

I know I am letting my public down ... sniff :sigh: I think I maybe burnt out.... I am now devoid of all jokes and will never ever ever be funny ever again .......... well, till tomorrow anyway! :-D

Ali

[Dan Neely]

Without batting an eye the teacher replied "I plan to live forever. So far, so good."

Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

[Roger Allen]

These are getting flocking awful.

If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

[Electron Shepherd]

I have no idea what you're storking about. I was only trying to be pheasant and keep the run going, and hen you go and complain. It's a bittern pill to swallow, really.

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[Roger Allen]

Dont have a flame'n go at me about tit! I've had moor hen enough of it myself.

If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

[RDABC]

A gaggle of peeps cackling over quacked up feathers. throw();

Folding for Team 32

[OriginalGriff]

Will you lot just duck off?

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[Gary R Wheeler]

They do this a lot, with mallard aforethought.

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