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Nagy Vilmos

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

Roger Allen

These are getting harder to swallow all the time.

If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

Electron Shepherd

But if you keep it going, it'll be a feather in your cap.

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LittleYellowBird

I know I am letting my public down ... sniff :sigh: I think I maybe burnt out.... I am now devoid of all jokes and will never ever ever be funny ever again .......... well, till tomorrow anyway! :-D

Ali

Dan Neely

Without batting an eye the teacher replied "I plan to live forever. So far, so good."

Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

Roger Allen

These are getting flocking awful.

If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

Electron Shepherd

I have no idea what you're storking about. I was only trying to be pheasant and keep the run going, and hen you go and complain. It's a bittern pill to swallow, really.

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Roger Allen

Dont have a flame'n go at me about tit! I've had moor hen enough of it myself.

If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

RDABC

A gaggle of peeps cackling over quacked up feathers. throw();

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OriginalGriff

Will you lot just duck off?

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Gary R Wheeler

They do this a lot, with mallard aforethought.

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