Developers Blues
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I just don't understand... Why is it that I score really low on a development assement test on the basic concepts and I max out on advanced concepts? I have been professionaly developing for 16 years and as a hobby for 28. Is:
(byte)a = b >> 8;really a basic concept? I didn't even use it befor writing intermediate graphics apps? I´m just a developerr And I love like my work I don´t mind the money at all I see lots of new faces And lots of bad cases of Folks with bad taste. But I need four screens around me To hold on to my life, To keep me from going dot * And a computer Budda To watch me at night To keep me from slipping away I can highlight your bad code I can laugh at your jokes I can watch you fall down on your knees I can terminate your apps I can gas up my car I can pack up and mail in the key But I need four screens around me To hold on to my life To keep me from going away Now the banter fills the air In the board rooms during my review And i´m thinking ´bout Where i´d rather be But I burned all my bridges I sank all ships and I´m stranded at the edge of the shell prompt But I need eight gig's and 2 cpu's To hold on to my life To keep me from going away And a computer Budda To watch me at night To keep me from slipping away X|There is another choice when presented with the automated test of programming skill ... say no. Places that use those test really just want the cheapest resource that gets at least score x. I mean how good would you feel if you scored 100% and then didn't get the position? Cheated? Probably. If computers can't pass a Turing test they most certainly can't tell good programmers from bad.
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:laugh: LOL! They haven't fixed that yet? I told them about that Five years ago. Out of 20 questions I found Seven which were absolutly wrong.
Other than the ability to briefly explain an "incorrect" answer, I had no opportunity to discuss the problems with the test with the recruiter.
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I took a C# evaluation test at Robert Half a while back, there were several questions where the answer they were looking for was incorrect. Such as one like "Which using directives are required to do such-and-such", the correct answer is "none of the above". You never need to use any using directives (I don't). There was also at least one question that made no sense at all. One of the problems is likely that such tests are not produced by pedants, but they really should be. Or maybe the taker should be able to select the level of pedantry? :-D
I had an interview once where the guy have me a snippet of C to explain and was told I gave the wrong answer. It turns out he didn't know how a
forloop works in C! :wtf: Oh, one thing he ask was if I would be able to comment someone else's code... :~ I'm guessing they dug a tunnel and escaped.Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.
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I just don't understand... Why is it that I score really low on a development assement test on the basic concepts and I max out on advanced concepts? I have been professionaly developing for 16 years and as a hobby for 28. Is:
(byte)a = b >> 8;really a basic concept? I didn't even use it befor writing intermediate graphics apps? I´m just a developerr And I love like my work I don´t mind the money at all I see lots of new faces And lots of bad cases of Folks with bad taste. But I need four screens around me To hold on to my life, To keep me from going dot * And a computer Budda To watch me at night To keep me from slipping away I can highlight your bad code I can laugh at your jokes I can watch you fall down on your knees I can terminate your apps I can gas up my car I can pack up and mail in the key But I need four screens around me To hold on to my life To keep me from going away Now the banter fills the air In the board rooms during my review And i´m thinking ´bout Where i´d rather be But I burned all my bridges I sank all ships and I´m stranded at the edge of the shell prompt But I need eight gig's and 2 cpu's To hold on to my life To keep me from going away And a computer Budda To watch me at night To keep me from slipping away X|Awww! My eyes! My eyes! My brain! I'm meeeeltiiiiing... Too much geekyness? :-D When you write a poem about something (or even copy-paste it from somewhere else), you just gotta know you're a fanatic of the subject in the poem, which in this case is also called "a geek". Ever played Portal, BTW? At the end there's a really neat song about a geeky female computer that does science and experiments on people. Your poem sort of reminded me of that. C'mon! Don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about. :laugh: Another thought: maybe you should stick to poetry. :doh:
(byte)a = b << 8;sort of makes sense for me, in case you wanted a quick way to divide b by 2^8, and if b were not a char, OR if you wanted to get bits 7-15 of an x-bit variable, where x is a power of 2 greater than 16. Sorry to say this, but you're just a geek on this one. (i.e., as advertised on TV)modified on Monday, July 6, 2009 10:01 AM
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Haha! :laugh: The code was ambigious (I have seen things like this on BrainBench, esp. the core Java and C#). The poety is a rendition of Trish Yerwood's 'Bartender Blues'. Guess I just go with the absolute of 'Let the compiler sort it out'.
TheArchitectualizer wrote:
f 'Let the compiler sort it out'.
So you've discovered a compiler with working intention prediction? There is no excuse for writing ambiguous code. Maintainers should be permitted to poke the original author of crap like this with sharp sticks. In a month you wont remember what it was that you really meant. What happens when the vendor decides the compiler implementation was non-standard/wrong and changes how this compiles in a new version?
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TheArchitectualizer wrote:
f 'Let the compiler sort it out'.
So you've discovered a compiler with working intention prediction? There is no excuse for writing ambiguous code. Maintainers should be permitted to poke the original author of crap like this with sharp sticks. In a month you wont remember what it was that you really meant. What happens when the vendor decides the compiler implementation was non-standard/wrong and changes how this compiles in a new version?
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Awww! My eyes! My eyes! My brain! I'm meeeeltiiiiing... Too much geekyness? :-D When you write a poem about something (or even copy-paste it from somewhere else), you just gotta know you're a fanatic of the subject in the poem, which in this case is also called "a geek". Ever played Portal, BTW? At the end there's a really neat song about a geeky female computer that does science and experiments on people. Your poem sort of reminded me of that. C'mon! Don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about. :laugh: Another thought: maybe you should stick to poetry. :doh:
(byte)a = b << 8;sort of makes sense for me, in case you wanted a quick way to divide b by 2^8, and if b were not a char, OR if you wanted to get bits 7-15 of an x-bit variable, where x is a power of 2 greater than 16. Sorry to say this, but you're just a geek on this one. (i.e., as advertised on TV)modified on Monday, July 6, 2009 10:01 AM
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Other than the ability to briefly explain an "incorrect" answer, I had no opportunity to discuss the problems with the test with the recruiter.
yeah, right, like that would have made a difference most i know would be like talking to a rock- i said most! not all - i do know a handful of decent ones
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yeah, right, like that would have made a difference most i know would be like talking to a rock- i said most! not all - i do know a handful of decent ones
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Hmm, what is 'a' and 'b'? My point, bit shifting is not an everyday OO operation in C#. If you need fast code, use C or ASM.
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It must be nice to only work with highly abstracted data types. You clearly don't do any bit bashing, unlike many of us (it is not restricted to low-level programming). I do it fairly often in my code, so maybe I'm doing something wrong.
Donno! :confused: Mostly write bus apps. Can't do anything interesting there. In my free time, which I have lots of these days, I research what I consider low level stuff. Most primitave code I worked on was some geo spatial stuff, but I used Lab View Math Lab and other mathematical packages...
modified on Monday, July 6, 2009 3:50 PM
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Just to prove the point I took the free C# BB test. Test: C# Date: 05-Jul-2009 Score: 2.56 Weights: 100% C# Elapsed time: 27 min 40 sec C# Score: 2.56 Percentile: Scored higher than 27% of previous examinees Demonstrates a solid understanding of core concepts within this topic. Appears capable of working on most projects in this area with moderate assistance. May require some initial assistance with advanced concepts, however. Strong Areas Value and Reference Types Weak Areas Grammar Developing Data Consumers and Services Methods Properties, Indexers, and Fields I failed! Min passing 2.76. Here are some of the tings I'm talking about:
if (a > b) c = 'a'; else { if (b == d) c = 'e'; else c = 'b'; }a)c = (b = d) ? 'e' : ((a > b) ? 'a' : 'b');b)c = (b == d) ? 'e' : (a > b) ? 'a' : 'b';c)c = (a > b) ? 'a' : (b = d) ? 'e' : 'b';d)c = (a > b) ? 'a' : (b == d) ? 'e' : 'b';e)c = (a > b) ? 'a' : ((b = d) ? 'e' : 'b');...and...public void A() { byte a, b, c; a = 255; b = 122; c = (byte)(a & b); }...and... 'Which one of the following compilers' flag turns on run-time integer range checking? 'While I was hanging out at getafreelancer.com these gigs "Create a automatic test for subject such and such" frequently turned up... Lowest bider was _always_ selected -- which maybe could explain the (sub)quality of these tests... Cheers /Jonas
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Hmm, what is 'a' and 'b'? My point, bit shifting is not an everyday OO operation in C#. If you need fast code, use C or ASM.
TheArchitectualizer wrote:
Hmm, what is 'a' and 'b'?
; I'll need more of the code to figure that out. However, I can tell you that if b is not declared as something larger than
char, then all this code does is put 0 in a. :|TheArchitectualizer wrote:
If you need fast code, use C or ASM.
I do. :P
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Just to prove the point I took the free C# BB test. Test: C# Date: 05-Jul-2009 Score: 2.56 Weights: 100% C# Elapsed time: 27 min 40 sec C# Score: 2.56 Percentile: Scored higher than 27% of previous examinees Demonstrates a solid understanding of core concepts within this topic. Appears capable of working on most projects in this area with moderate assistance. May require some initial assistance with advanced concepts, however. Strong Areas Value and Reference Types Weak Areas Grammar Developing Data Consumers and Services Methods Properties, Indexers, and Fields I failed! Min passing 2.76. Here are some of the tings I'm talking about:
if (a > b) c = 'a'; else { if (b == d) c = 'e'; else c = 'b'; }a)c = (b = d) ? 'e' : ((a > b) ? 'a' : 'b');b)c = (b == d) ? 'e' : (a > b) ? 'a' : 'b';c)c = (a > b) ? 'a' : (b = d) ? 'e' : 'b';d)c = (a > b) ? 'a' : (b == d) ? 'e' : 'b';e)c = (a > b) ? 'a' : ((b = d) ? 'e' : 'b');...and...public void A() { byte a, b, c; a = 255; b = 122; c = (byte)(a & b); }...and... 'Which one of the following compilers' flag turns on run-time integer range checking? 'TheArchitectualizer wrote:
Just to prove the point I took the free C# BB test.
Y'all have me curious - what is the link to that site? Are you referring to the C# test available at Brainbench or some other site?
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TheArchitectualizer wrote:
Just to prove the point I took the free C# BB test.
Y'all have me curious - what is the link to that site? Are you referring to the C# test available at Brainbench or some other site?