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  • D Dalek Dave

    Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

    May be you should refrain from using CP when you're drunk. But that's just my opinion. Smile

    I totally agree, and when sober I think it best. However, when drunk, that control is lost and I just post. I am neither ashamed nor proud of myself. I am me, what I do is a function of who I am. I harm no-one, I just like the socialising and rubbish that is spoken. If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober! :)

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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    DaveyM69
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober!

    Quality! Permission to use that, and pass it off as my own please Mr Dave?

    Dave
    BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
    Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia)
    Why are you using VB6? Do you hate yourself? (Christian Graus)

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober!

      Quality! Permission to use that, and pass it off as my own please Mr Dave?

      Dave
      BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
      Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia)
      Why are you using VB6? Do you hate yourself? (Christian Graus)

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      Dalek Dave
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      Permission Granted!

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      • C CaptainSeeSharp

        You are an idiot.

        Fine words from a gentleman.[^]

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        Lost User
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        We bow to your expertise.

        Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

          May be you should refrain from using CP when you're drunk. But that's just my opinion. Smile

          I totally agree, and when sober I think it best. However, when drunk, that control is lost and I just post. I am neither ashamed nor proud of myself. I am me, what I do is a function of who I am. I harm no-one, I just like the socialising and rubbish that is spoken. If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober! :)

          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          :laugh: No, you haven't upset me. You rather made me have a good laugh.

          It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

            May be you should refrain from using CP when you're drunk. But that's just my opinion. Smile

            I totally agree, and when sober I think it best. However, when drunk, that control is lost and I just post. I am neither ashamed nor proud of myself. I am me, what I do is a function of who I am. I harm no-one, I just like the socialising and rubbish that is spoken. If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober! :)

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            Mycroft Holmes
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            However, when drunk, that control is lost and I just post.

            Theres that killer app coming in, the Curfew Keyboard, designed just for DD.

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober!

            I agree I like to remember when I have got in a good dig at someone. However you do not sound (on CP anyway) like a belligerent drunk so I think you have no need to apologise. I just wish you would keep off the keyboard after 5 pints, your spelling degrades rather dramatically.

            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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            • M Mycroft Holmes

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              However, when drunk, that control is lost and I just post.

              Theres that killer app coming in, the Curfew Keyboard, designed just for DD.

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober!

              I agree I like to remember when I have got in a good dig at someone. However you do not sound (on CP anyway) like a belligerent drunk so I think you have no need to apologise. I just wish you would keep off the keyboard after 5 pints, your spelling degrades rather dramatically.

              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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              Dalek Dave
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              Mycroft Holmes wrote:

              after 5 pints, your spelling degrades rather dramatically.

              True, but only because I lack the dexterity and enthusiasm to type properly!

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                after 5 pints, your spelling degrades rather dramatically.

                True, but only because I lack the dexterity and enthusiasm to type properly!

                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                I'm betting the mind was willing but the fingers were just too damned fuzzy to focus on.

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                • M martin_hughes

                  Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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                  Dan Neely
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                  Only the dead can be canonized. Are you predicting eminent catastrophic liver failure?

                  The European Way of War: Blow your own continent up. The American Way of War: Go over and help them.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                    May be you should refrain from using CP when you're drunk. But that's just my opinion. Smile

                    I totally agree, and when sober I think it best. However, when drunk, that control is lost and I just post. I am neither ashamed nor proud of myself. I am me, what I do is a function of who I am. I harm no-one, I just like the socialising and rubbish that is spoken. If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober! :)

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    Dan Neely
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                    Maybe you should remove CP from your password manager and log out before you go to the pub. As plastered as you are afterwards logging in would prove an insurmountable barrier to drunk posting.

                    The European Way of War: Blow your own continent up. The American Way of War: Go over and help them.

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                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                      It's funny how they feel 'pity' for us for being a teetotaler. Have you felt that? :)

                      It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                      Pity, scorn, and more has been heaped on me for not making an a$$ of myself. There's an irony in here....

                      Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

                      Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.


                      Carpe Diem.

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                      • D Dan Neely

                        Maybe you should remove CP from your password manager and log out before you go to the pub. As plastered as you are afterwards logging in would prove an insurmountable barrier to drunk posting.

                        The European Way of War: Blow your own continent up. The American Way of War: Go over and help them.

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                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                        That works for you, eh? :)

                        It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                          That works for you, eh? :)

                          It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                          Dan Neely
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                          I don't drink to excess in the first place.

                          The European Way of War: Blow your own continent up. The American Way of War: Go over and help them.

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                            I don't drink to excess in the first place.

                            The European Way of War: Blow your own continent up. The American Way of War: Go over and help them.

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            I was joking. :)

                            It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                              I was joking. :)

                              It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                              Dan Neely
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                              I was taking your reply as seriously when I responded as you were in posting it.

                              The European Way of War: Blow your own continent up. The American Way of War: Go over and help them.

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