I had to get a policeman to get me home
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Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
I sahall beat my keybo9atrd into a threash,.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Very shortly it is going to be busilly imprinting a number of squares on this forehead by the looks of things.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him ... liftjhome ... caerr
UU - afternoon drink - F (3)? drink lots of water and get to bed! :-)
"It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
Carpe Diem.
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
You are an idiot.
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only told himto join the masons
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
only told himto join the masons
Tell us about the masons. You people think you are above humanity or something.
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What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
+5 Very well said!
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
Carpe Diem.
It's funny how they feel 'pity' for us for being a teetotaler. Have you felt that? :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Hellooo Officer Tina! I've been a very bad boy.
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Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).
You are a little late: San Simon of Guatemala St Martin St George St Arnold, St Patrick ...
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
Every time you get drunk and make a joke out of yourself publicly like you just did, I wonder if you feel ashamed or proud of yourself, after you're sober. I have no idea. :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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Hellooo Officer Tina! I've been a very bad boy.
Dont Cry for me Sergeant Tina!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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You are an idiot.
Hi Captain C Sharp, I do not believe either you, or Brother Dave, is an idiot when you are sober :) best, Bill
"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844
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It's funny how they feel 'pity' for us for being a teetotaler. Have you felt that? :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
I learnt my drinking in the Army.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
Every time you get drunk and make a joke out of yourself publicly like you just did, I wonder if you feel ashamed or proud of yourself, after you're sober. I have no idea. :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
I feel no shame, I merely out drunk the next guy. It is a cultural thing. The Irish in me forces me to drink, and to never leave while a friend is at the bar!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
