I had to get a policeman to get me home
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So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...
it will be a fridswyds ccc so eawsy bnot tooo hard for a friday
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Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.
Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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no, the local plod took me to my home ear boy A small wipe and a mention was enough I am now at home and watvching tv so I asm cool.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
I sahall beat my keybo9atrd into a threash,.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Very shortly it is going to be busilly imprinting a number of squares on this forehead by the looks of things.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him ... liftjhome ... caerr
UU - afternoon drink - F (3)? drink lots of water and get to bed! :-)
"It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
Carpe Diem.
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
You are an idiot.
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only told himto join the masons
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
only told himto join the masons
Tell us about the masons. You people think you are above humanity or something.
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What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
+5 Very well said!
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
Carpe Diem.
It's funny how they feel 'pity' for us for being a teetotaler. Have you felt that? :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Hellooo Officer Tina! I've been a very bad boy.
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Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).
You are a little late: San Simon of Guatemala St Martin St George St Arnold, St Patrick ...
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
Every time you get drunk and make a joke out of yourself publicly like you just did, I wonder if you feel ashamed or proud of yourself, after you're sober. I have no idea. :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
