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I had to get a policeman to get me home

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  • D Dalek Dave

    I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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    martin_hughes
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    Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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    • D Dalek Dave

      I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      Colin Rae
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      So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

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      • M martin_hughes

        Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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        Dalek Dave
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        all myb thoughts are to you, so god bless happy hannukagh

        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          FyreWyrm
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          Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

          Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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          • C Colin Rae

            So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

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            Dalek Dave
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            it will be a fridswyds ccc so eawsy bnot tooo hard for a friday

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            • F FyreWyrm

              Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

              Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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              Dalek Dave
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              omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              • D Dalek Dave

                omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                FyreWyrm
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                DWD is a bad thing. You'd never forgive yourself if you harmed another person after a night of "fun".

                Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  no, the local plod took me to my home ear boy A small wipe and a mention was enough I am now at home and watvching tv so I asm cool.

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  Mladen Jankovic
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  I asm cool

                  You mean - drunk :)

                  [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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                  • M martin_hughes

                    Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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                    FyreWyrm
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                    Instead of a roller on a telescoping pole, have you considered paint-filled balloons? You could throw them at the Swiss Guard, the ceiling and anything else you want to.

                    Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      • M Mycroft Holmes

                        Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        I sahall beat my keybo9atrd into a threash,.

                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                        • M Mycroft Holmes

                          Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                          Colin Rae
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                          As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                            As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                            Mycroft Holmes
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                            Very shortly it is going to be busilly imprinting a number of squares on this forehead by the looks of things.

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                              RC_Sebastien_C
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him ... liftjhome ... caerr

                              UU - afternoon drink - F (3)? drink lots of water and get to bed! :-)

                              "It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                Lost User
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                                What the f* are you on about, you drunkard. For christ's sake sober up and stop using cops as a personal taxi service.

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                  Lost User
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                                  What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                                  I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                                    I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                    Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                    If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|

                                    Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

                                    Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.


                                    Carpe Diem.

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                      CaptainSeeSharp
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                                      You are an idiot.

                                      Fine words from a gentleman.[^]

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        only told himto join the masons

                                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                        CaptainSeeSharp
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        only told himto join the masons

                                        Tell us about the masons. You people think you are above humanity or something.

                                        Fine words from a gentleman.[^]

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                                          I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                          +5 Very well said!

                                          It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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